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Old 09-20-2024, 12:18 PM   #18341
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I preferred the annoying poster thread to this kyit.
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Old 09-20-2024, 12:26 PM   #18342
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I preferred the annoying poster thread to this kyit.
But... this one is must more literally a #### show than that thread.
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Old 09-20-2024, 12:28 PM   #18343
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Yeah what's with the dudes that use a half roll of toilet paper when taking a dump? I never ceases to amaze me how filthy men are even in an office environment and I don't understand why so many men have contempt for washing their hands with soap after taking a deuce. Sprinkling water over your hands for 3 seconds isn't washing your hands. Honestly sometimes I think if I was a woman I would be a lesbian because a lot of men are so disgusting.
Yup. It may have gone up a bit post-Covid, but I'd say the historical average for men washing their hands after doing their business from what I've noticed is roughly 50%. Maybe I'd bump it up to around 60% after Covid, but no way it's higher than that.

If you date men, I can almost guarantee that at some point in your life, you've unknowingly dated a bathroom non-hand washer.
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Old 09-20-2024, 12:54 PM   #18345
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Yeah, I can't think of one woman that has lower cleanliness standards than the men I know.

Any married man will say women are cleaner overall than men.
I’d disagree. I’m cleaner than my wife and some of my friends echo that sentiment.
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Old 09-20-2024, 01:00 PM   #18346
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I’d disagree. I’m cleaner than my wife and some of my friends echo that sentiment.
Ah the exception to prove the rule
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Old 09-20-2024, 01:08 PM   #18347
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Only solution to this is to swap wives for a few weeks.
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Old 09-20-2024, 01:09 PM   #18348
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Only solution to this is to swap wives for a few weeks.
ewww who's gonna do the cleaning
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He has proved useless for most things.........
WWJD?

Sweet #### all if I am being honest.
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Yup. It may have gone up a bit post-Covid, but I'd say the historical average for men washing their hands after doing their business from what I've noticed is roughly 50%. Maybe I'd bump it up to around 60% after Covid, but no way it's higher than that.

If you date men, I can almost guarantee that at some point in your life, you've unknowingly dated a bathroom non-hand washer.
Though washing after going to the bathroom doesn’t really matter. It’s hand washing regularly that’s important. It’s just that doing it everytime you are in a bathroom promotes frequent hand washing. (Obviously washing if you get #### on your hands is important though)

Not washing hands before eating is far grosser than not washing hands after a bathroom trip.
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Though washing after going to the bathroom doesn’t really matter.
First your legs and now this. You're a goddamned slob.
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I’d disagree. I’m cleaner than my wife and some of my friends echo that sentiment.
Yeah, cleanliness has never been less gender specific.

There are plenty of guys who seem stereotypical in person but are clean freaks with their own space or like to organize, and a number of boss bitches that are allergic to dishwashing or cleaning up after their instagram pets.

I think it comes down to what habits you adopted from your family and that's specific to the individual.
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I don't want to believe that this is a thing but I believe it. I think they must have touched their butthole one time and liked the sensation or something lol.
Bidets are great though
Reddit is full of desperate housewives questioning why their husbands/boyfriends don't wipe properly.

Utterly horrific
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Reddit is full of desperate housewives questioning why their husbands/boyfriends don't wipe properly.

Utterly horrific
Subreddit name? For research purposes.
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I’d disagree. I’m cleaner than my wife and some of my friends echo that sentiment.
I wish I had a dirty wife.

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How long does it take for your ass to dry when using a bidet?
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet
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Old 09-20-2024, 03:16 PM   #18357
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Reddit is full of desperate housewives questioning why their husbands/boyfriends don't wipe properly.

Utterly horrific
I’d be horrified if I was leaving skid marks. They must smell and be uncomfortable
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I wish I had a dirty wife.
She was when I met her.
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Old 09-20-2024, 04:08 PM   #18359
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First your legs and now this. You're a goddamned slob.
Did you read the post and understand it and then reply. I don’t think you did.

Handwashing regularly is what’s important not handwashing after the bathroom. But by handwashing everytime you go to the bathroom you ensure regular handwashing.

Also go read the legs thread again and linked research. I was 100% correct on that one.
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I gotta say...I'm somewhat impressed that the 'Poop Debate' has gone on this long.
The most engaging topic I've generated on this board and it's just a big pile of s###.
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