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Old 08-25-2022, 12:04 PM   #1801
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Wait, a shiny party hat and pimp stick is all I need to seize power?
Don't forget the yellow rubber gloves.
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Old 08-25-2022, 12:09 PM   #1802
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https://twitter.com/user/status/1562816675921047552
Sir...this is a Wendy's.
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Old 08-25-2022, 12:52 PM   #1803
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I hadn’t had heard about these guys. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Reading up on them was informative (?) to say the least
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Old 08-25-2022, 12:58 PM   #1804
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Worst.torch.relay.ever.
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Worst.torch.relay.ever.
Or depending on how you look at it, the best.
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Old 08-25-2022, 01:19 PM   #1806
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The dishwashing gloves really sells the authenticity.

I mean, if you really need a cherry on top after the Burger King crown, its the dishwashing gloves.
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they are mixing up their rights for a residential tenancy with that of a commercial tenancy where they can be pretty much evicted instantaneously for breaking their commercial lease agreement in any way including non-payment of rent
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Old 08-25-2022, 01:43 PM   #1808
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https://twitter.com/user/status/1562816675921047552
Also, am I the only one seeing a rough-trade, down on his luck, hard times, off-brand Tobey Maguire?
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Old 08-25-2022, 01:58 PM   #1809
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Also, am I the only one seeing a rough-trade, down on his luck, hard times, off-brand Tobey Maguire?

I was going to say knock-off, unsuccessful Brad Gushue


Edit: also, I see balls on the top of his walking stick there, anyone else?
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I was going to say knock-off, unsuccessful Brad Gushue


Edit: also, I see balls on the top of his walking stick there, anyone else?

those are "scepter nutz"... the first cousin of truck nutz.

the primary difference is with truck nutz you need a lifted dodge ram, white oakleys and a 'tap out' tee shirt. with scepter nutz you need a burger king crown, a scepter and yellow rubber gloves
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What am I even looking at? What the hell is going on? Why is he wearing a paper crown and dish gloves? Is that a Tolkien tree blanket his comrade is wearing? I have so many questions.
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Am I the only one seeing Jughead Jones?

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Old 08-25-2022, 09:48 PM   #1814
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Hey! These guys are serious! The news this evening showed they were armed with big water guns. Probably wore the dish gloves so his hands didn’t get wet and wrinkled.
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I sometimes wish Covid had a much higher fatality rate amongst the unvaccinated.
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I thought it was a gigantic ice cream cone.
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Omg. The first thing I saw was Justin Trudeau. Maybe because he is on the news on the tv that is on in the background where I am.

Meh. This cult leader has nothing on that cult leader.
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Omg. The first thing I saw was Justin Trudeau. Maybe because he is on the news on the tv that is on in the background where I am.

Meh. This cult leader has nothing on that cult leader.
He’s really living rent free in your head isn’t he?
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He’s really living rent free in your head isn’t he?
Hahaha. That’s what he wants you to believe. Lol
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