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Old 03-02-2009, 12:51 PM   #161
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Anyone else wondering if DESS has a good hookup or what?
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Old 03-02-2009, 12:51 PM   #162
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I wonder if this DESS guy is really a psychology student doing some field work on Trolling. Somehow she/he seems different than your usual troll.
I hope so for his/her sake because if not, he/she is a first rate a$$hat.
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Old 03-02-2009, 12:58 PM   #163
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Meh, I'd lay off the personal attacks. Whether he is serious or not, these proposals are absolute GOLD!
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:01 PM   #164
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Ban the noises of the city too.
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:45 PM   #165
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what happens to Harvey?
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He gets to ride shotgun with Craig MacTavish!
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what happens to Harvey?
ever watch old yeller?
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:52 PM   #168
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Old 03-02-2009, 02:02 PM   #169
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Thanks to DESS, I've learned that Jesus hates dogs and bears.
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I may have just peed myself from laughing so hard at this thread. Do I get exterminated too?

Sidenote: Any park in Calgary that has children's playstructures, or is attached to a school, is an automatic no-dog zone (and there are signs to prove it). Hence, no poo, no pee.
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Thanks to DESS, I've learned that Jesus hates dogs and bears.
But apparently beavers are okay.

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Yeah my wife is going to this. That will be a great show. I might tag along in the hopes of a Gwen upskirt opportunity. lol
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Old 03-02-2009, 02:07 PM   #172
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I may have just peed myself from laughing so hard at this thread. Do I get exterminated too?

Sidenote: Any park in Calgary that has children's playstructures, or is attached to a school, is an automatic no-dog zone (and there are signs to prove it). Hence, no poo, no pee.
Good point, those signs work great.
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Old 03-02-2009, 02:10 PM   #173
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Yeah my wife is going to this. That will be a great show. I might tag along in the hopes of a Gwen upskirt opportunity. lol
So DESS, when you said that the Stampede should take on a more Christian angle because that's what most Calgarians are...this is what you really meant? Alright! I'm up for that! Where's the upskirt viewing tent going to be this year?
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Old 03-02-2009, 02:19 PM   #174
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So DESS, when you said that the Stampede should take on a more Christian angle because that's what most Calgarians are...this is what you really meant? Alright! I'm up for that! Where's the upskirt viewing tent going to be this year?
Isn't that called Nashville North??
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:10 PM   #175
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Let's get a couple things out of the way right out of the gate.
  • yes, I'm completely serious about this
  • no, I'm not trolling
Okay, this is why I don't like dogs:
  1. They are loud. I can hear them barking at night and I can hear them barking in the morning. If I walked outside and shouted randomly on a daily basis, the cops would be all over me. Why do dogs get away with it?
They don't. Or, more accurately, we don't if we let them bark too long.
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Old 03-02-2009, 06:58 PM   #176
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Anyone else wondering if DESS has a good hookup or what?
You mean his psychiatrist?
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:42 AM   #177
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Thought of this thread when I saw this tonight on the SNL special:

http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvide...ade_Blasingame
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Old 03-09-2009, 02:07 AM   #178
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hhahaa top notch
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Old 03-09-2009, 08:32 AM   #179
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Let's get a couple things out of the way right out of the gate.
  • yes, I'm completely serious about this
  • no, I'm not trolling
Okay, this is why I don't like dogs:
  1. They are loud. I can hear them barking at night and I can hear them barking in the morning. If I walked outside and shouted randomly on a daily basis, the cops would be all over me. Why do dogs get away with it?
What if nobody was there to hear?



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/\/\ lol, that's awesome
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