12-05-2008, 11:17 AM
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#161
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
36! A stripper in New York told me I looked 26. I think she was looking for an extra $20.
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If told you that you looked 26, could I get $20 too?
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12-05-2008, 11:20 AM
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#162
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
If told you that you looked 26, could I get $20 too?
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Depends... why don't you ask him while rubbing your ass in his face.
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12-05-2008, 11:32 AM
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#163
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Franchise Player
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Holy CP is old!
I'm turning 22 in a couple of weeks.
I started posting here when I was 17.
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12-05-2008, 11:44 AM
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#164
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I am 23. I've been a lurker for quite awhile...I don't remember when I started posting semi-regularly.
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12-05-2008, 11:48 AM
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#165
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Muta
Depends... why don't you ask him while rubbing your ass in his face.
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those days are over, my wife won't let me anymore 
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12-05-2008, 11:50 AM
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#166
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
If told you that you looked 26, could I get $20 too?
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If your 23 with a russian accent with a perfect body (female of course). Hey depending on how things go, I may give you $40.
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12-05-2008, 12:24 PM
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#167
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Franchise Player
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12-05-2008, 12:27 PM
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#168
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
If your 23 with a russian accent with a perfect body (female of course). Hey depending on how things go, I may give you $40.
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(from the grammar police: you meant "you're", not "your")
20 years too old, no accent, body less than perfect, and all too male. I guess I have to find another way to make $40.
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12-05-2008, 12:27 PM
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#169
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Franchise Player
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I'm oldest here of the posts I've checked - 55 and eight days.
55 is the new 35.
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12-05-2008, 12:27 PM
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#170
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by troutman
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
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Yeah you sure were, until your cousin Duncan cut off your head!
There can only be one!
Err...I'm 25 but I look like I'm 16 and get ID'd for everything. Again, that asian thing. We don't seem to age visibly until we hit like 55 or so and then it suddenly goes BAM and everything goes down the drain.
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12-05-2008, 12:32 PM
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#171
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Yeah you sure were, until your cousin Duncan cut off your head!
There can only be one!
Err...I'm 25 but I look like I'm 16 and get ID'd for everything. Again, that asian thing. We don't seem to age visibly until we hit like 55 or so and then it suddenly goes BAM and everything goes down the drain. |
Don't sweat the 'looks 16' thing. Every Caucasian you meet will think you are trained in martial arts and have gang connections, so none of us will ever mess with you. 
When O.J. gets out of prison, you'll be 40...and look like 80.
Enjoy it while you can.
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12-05-2008, 12:33 PM
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#172
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
(from the grammar police: you meant "you're", not "your")
20 years too old, no accent, body less than perfect, and all too male. I guess I have to find another way to make $40.
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Try the Red Light District in Amsterdam. 
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Last edited by burn_baby_burn; 12-05-2008 at 12:38 PM.
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12-05-2008, 12:56 PM
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#173
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
Try the Red Light District in Amsterdam. |
Only 50 euros for the works. Amazing deal and value for the money.
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12-05-2008, 12:59 PM
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#174
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Only 50 euros for the works. Amazing deal and value for the money.
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how would you know? You're only 16!
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12-05-2008, 01:14 PM
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#175
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
I'm oldest here of the posts I've checked - 55 and eight days.
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Nope. Redforever posted on here saying he was 60.
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12-05-2008, 01:15 PM
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#176
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Rerun
Nope. Redforever posted on here saying he was 60.
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Anybody feel like starting a CP deadpool thread?
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12-05-2008, 01:20 PM
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#177
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Err...I'm 25 but I look like I'm 16 and get ID'd for everything. Again, that asian thing. We don't seem to age visibly until we hit like 55 or so and then it suddenly goes BAM and everything goes down the drain. |
its funny I tell all my friends basically the same thing
theres usually one conversation per year about how old we are, and people remark that I dont look my age, and I just explain that as asians we look to be the same age forever until one day where we magically age 40+ years overnight...and then continue to look that way for hte rest of our lives
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12-05-2008, 01:21 PM
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#178
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Anybody feel like starting a CP deadpool thread? |
I'm guessing you do...invite me once you do
Will they be checking ID at the door?
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12-05-2008, 01:21 PM
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#179
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
how would you know? You're only 16! |
They don't ID for anything there!
I spent 50 euros and got a crummy leather jacket. My buddy spent 50 euros and got the works! And I mean EVERYTHING.
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12-05-2008, 01:23 PM
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#180
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#1 Goaltender
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Geez, people really want to confess their age to CP. I am surprised that the average age seems older than I would've thought.
I have to fess up to being 36-----as of tomorrow. 
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