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Old 01-29-2008, 04:04 PM   #161
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Old 01-29-2008, 04:04 PM   #162
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Ok so I have my junk in the box... now what do I do? Please hurry I think the cardboard is cutting off circulation...
You've only done the first two steps then, if this is the case. Check out step three. The rest writes itself...
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Old 01-29-2008, 04:11 PM   #163
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You've only done the first two steps then, if this is the case. Check out step three. The rest writes itself...
Holy crap whose dick is that??
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:39 PM   #164
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:27 AM   #165
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:33 AM   #166
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:36 AM   #167
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:39 AM   #168
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Bit of advice. DO NOT, under any circumstances, mix up steps 1 & 2. Horrible consequences may result.
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:51 AM   #169
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:30 PM   #170
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:00 PM   #171
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Hey you, get your damn hands off her.
Haha thats overplayed? I use that as much as possible. That and "I said get your meathooks off her!"

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Old 01-30-2008, 06:09 PM   #172
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:45 PM   #173
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Haha thats overplayed?
No but I was thinking about it this morning and this thread seemed like the best place to put it. You have to do it in that pussay Crispin Glover voice though.
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:19 PM   #174
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:20 PM   #175
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:21 PM   #176
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:22 PM   #177
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:26 PM   #178
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:44 PM   #179
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