12-13-2007, 02:29 PM
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One of the Nine
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(after Moe steals Homer's 'Flaming Homer')
Marge: Well, Homer. At least you can take comfort in the fact that you're making so many people happy
Homer: OOH! Look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man, from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaaane
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12-13-2007, 05:34 PM
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#162
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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"Sweet merciful crap!"
"Woozle wazzle?"
"Dear Die Hard,
You rock! Especially the part with the guy on the roof.
P.S. Do you know Mad Max?"
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Last edited by Teh_Bandwagoner; 12-13-2007 at 05:41 PM.
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12-13-2007, 05:40 PM
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#163
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in the laundry brig
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"Oh, everything's cruel according to you. <insert whatever> is cruel, <insert something else> is cruel. Everything is cruel. Well, excuuuuuuse me if I'm cruel!"
also my sig on this and every other forum i frequent is the best sign in springfield
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Thank you for not discussing the outside world
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12-13-2007, 06:31 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner
"Dear Die Hard,
You rock! Especially the part with the guy on the roof.
P.S. Do you know Mad Max?"
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Dear Die Hard... man I forgot about that.. That has to be one of the BEST lines ever.. He doesn't write to movie stars, he writes to freaking MOVIES!
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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12-14-2007, 07:46 PM
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#165
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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patty and selmas boss at the DMV to homer for smoking 2 cigs in the DMV.
Boss: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government building. Because that is precisely the kind of infraction that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.
[Patty and Selma gasp, and stammer]
Homer: [chuckles to himself] [sees Marge looking unhappy]
[sighs] I'll never forgive myself for this.
[grabs both cigarettes, drags]
Boss: Wait a minute! Those are yours, sir?
Homer: [monotone] Yes. [coughs] I am in flavor country.
Boss: Both of them?
Homer: It's a big country.
Boss: Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
Best Simpsons line ever!!!
Last edited by flip; 12-14-2007 at 07:49 PM.
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12-14-2007, 07:53 PM
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#166
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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"Duff man!"
Dr. Nick: "Hi everybody!"
Everyone else: "Hi Dr. Nick!
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12-14-2007, 08:03 PM
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#167
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
(after Moe steals Homer's 'Flaming Homer')
Marge: Well, Homer. At least you can take comfort in the fact that you're making so many people happy
Homer: OOH! Look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man, from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaaane
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In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!!
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12-14-2007, 08:04 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveToms
In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!!
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i actually think that the animation in that scene is kind of cool - what with the mirror reflection and all
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12-14-2007, 08:17 PM
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#169
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One of the Nine
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Haha. I love that scene so much I have it as the alert tone for text messages.
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12-15-2007, 04:47 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Finland
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Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who
knows.
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And
what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter.
I have been using this translated into finnish. Nobody gets it.
Homer: Will there be beer?
Glen: Beer is not allowed.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
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Last edited by Kipru; 12-15-2007 at 04:54 AM.
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12-15-2007, 11:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveToms
In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!!
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Well, duh.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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12-15-2007, 12:24 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I just used:
"Dont make me tap the sign"
in a post. That one is always good.
Or, when talking about Edmonton:
"I should've gotten off in Crackton."
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-15-2007, 12:43 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Finland
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"New music?! All these bands are just ripping-off Judas Priest"
I use this in almost every music-related thread I find in the internets. Now I have expanded this to strategy-games related threads also. There's no thread too obscure for this quote, It's just one of the basic rules of life.
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