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Old 10-25-2004, 02:49 PM   #161
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Sargeant Slaughter vs. Captain Crunch
Sargeant Slaughter hands down. The old guy is the Captain of a cereal for crying out loud.

Guy with no legs vs. Guy with no balance
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:49 PM   #162
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Captain Crunch. He's a cereal killer.

Continuing down that road....

Major Disaster or General Mayhem?
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:30 PM   #163
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Originally posted by Mike F+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike F)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Guy with no legs vs. Guy with no balance [/b]

Pushing a guy with no legs is wrong, pushing a guy with no ballance is damn funny. Takes me back to Faking The Cut...

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Major Disaster or General Mayhem? [/quote]
Mayhem... don't know the reference, just like the word.

John Stewart or Tucker "Bow tie" Carlson from Crossfire.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:39 PM   #164
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Give it to Stewart. He has that biting wit that can make a grown man cry.

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Old 10-25-2004, 03:44 PM   #165
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Plato. She rocked on Different Strokes.

Tall-necks versus Stubbies.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:52 PM   #166
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:53 PM   #167
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Stubbies were before my time, but I always wanted to pound one of those and see what the difference was. I will take Stubbies I guess.

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Old 10-25-2004, 03:56 PM   #168
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Stephen King. I mean, say whatever you want about these two, but Hawking is in a damn wheelchair. No contest.

Mark Twain vs. Ernest Hemingway
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Definitely Hemingway. He'd pick Twain off with a rifle from a couple hundred yards away.

Tom Jones vs. Tom Waits
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Old 10-25-2004, 06:49 PM   #170
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Tom Waits would rock Jones out of those dreadful 1970's Disco shirts!

Lexus VS Acura?
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Lexus. Acura is just an expensive honda.

Ferrari vs Lamborghini
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:46 PM   #172
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Lexus. Acura is just an expensive honda.

Ferrari vs Lamborghini
Ferrari, Lamborghini is so 80's.

By the way, a Lexus is just an Expensive Toyota.


Fred Flintstone VS George Jetson?
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:48 PM   #173
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The man with a car in his suitcase.

Alex Trebec vs Ken Jennings
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Alex Trebec vs Ken Jennings
Alex the hockey player would wreck wimpy little Ken (and I think he wants to).

Mike Ditka or a dinosaur?
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Originally posted by Regulator75+Oct 25 2004, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Regulator75 @ Oct 25 2004, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-arsenal@Oct 25 2004, 07:14 PM
Lexus. Acura is just an expensive honda.

Ferrari vs Lamborghini
Ferrari, Lamborghini is so 80's.

By the way, a Lexus is just an Expensive Toyota.


Fred Flintstone VS George Jetson? [/b][/quote]
I know But Lexus is MUCH nicer, I think anyway.
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Originally posted by icarus+Oct 26 2004, 01:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (icarus @ Oct 26 2004, 01:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-calf@Oct 26 2004, 01:48 AM
Alex Trebec vs Ken Jennings
Alex the hockey player would wreck wimpy little Ken (and I think he wants to).

Mike Ditka or a dinosaur? [/b][/quote]
Ditka, hes been around longer.


Ricky "ganja(sp?) man" Williams or Serena "the moose" Williams??
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:32 PM   #177
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Ricky "ganja(sp?) man" Williams or Serena "the moose" Williams??
Serena... have you see the ass on that woman. Would make a high man wanna smoke more... I don't know what that means...

Dave "Wendy's" Thomas or Ronald McDonald?
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:36 PM   #178
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Dave "Wendy's" Thomas or Ronald McDonald?
Ronald due to the fact that Dave is dead.

"Yo momma's so fat" vs. "Yo momma's so ugly"
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:48 PM   #179
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"Yo momma's so fat" vs. "Yo momma's so ugly"
Yo momma's so fat........seems like I've heard more of those.

Yo momma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.


Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler...........battle of the big lips.
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Old 10-26-2004, 08:16 AM   #180
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First up. Yo momma's so fat, when she got lost they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Gotta go with Steven Tyler, but only cause his daughter is hot.

Bubbles vs Randy
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