Dirty Little Secrets

[Bobblehead]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

I HATE THIS F*****G THREAD.

Because of this thread, I've had that stupid "Dirty Little Secret" song by whatever crappy band plays it stuck in my head for like 2 days.

Thanks a lot jerks.

I've had that song by OMD - 'Secret'

[Flames_Gimp]

I had sex with my friends wife.........................







He watched

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by fotze

Was it Reaper?

Nope

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by fotze

Was it Reaper?

Nope, although that would be an amusing image, I'm sure.

[Flames_Gimp]

here's another secret... I am the Goatse Man, and thats why I ended up in a wheelchair!










LMAO jk

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Nope, although that would be an amusing image, I'm sure.

Yup, Just picture the "pile driver"

[J pold]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

Yup, Just picture the "pile driver"

HAHHAHAHAHHAHH talk about making my day

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

I once locked my little brother in the shed and then pretended not to know where the key was. My dad had to go across town to buy a new one, and he was so mad I never revealed where I buried the key....

I'm assuming the new one was better since you never locked him in a shed yet. I'm surprised no one has found the first one's body yet.

As for pooping in public toilets, never had a problem with this: I was on the O-line in football. Me and the rest of the O-line had a pregame ritual where we would all take a crap at the same time prior to games. We usualy had to sneak into the chickpeas washrooms at school, because they were the only ones with enough stalls. We would always flush on one (ie. down-set-hut 1)

The guy who didn't pick up his friend for a final...you jerk. I am always late. BBS and hulk will definately agree, and my brother who is good friends with those guys is possibly worse than me. Runs in the family. If someone did that to me, I'd be ****ed.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

I can deifinatly agree with StoneCole that he and his brother are always late, which bugs me becuase I am usually early for stuff.

On a side note they are ruining HulkRogan becasue when ever we are doing stuff together he shows up late claiming that he knew StoneCole and his brother would be late.

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

I can deifinatly agree with StoneCole that he and his brother are always late, which bugs me becuase I am usually early for stuff.

On a side note they are ruining HulkRogan becasue when ever we are doing stuff together he shows up late claiming that he knew StoneCole and his brother would be late.

Its true. StoneCole's brother completely destroyed my punctuality. Knowing that guy since grade 7 has slowly made me later and later. I remember being told to meet everyone in Airdrie at 1:00 for floor hockey and showing up at 1:30 because I knew they'd be late. I waited for 30 minutes.

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Its true. StoneCole's brother completely destroyed my punctuality. Knowing that guy since grade 7 has slowly made me later and later. I remember being told to meet everyone in Airdrie at 1:00 for floor hockey and showing up at 1:30 because I knew they'd be late. I waited for 30 minutes.

I told ya. It runs in the family. You guys probalby see it worse with the bro, because if I am hitching a ride with one of you, I try to be on time. When it's my friends though, I really don't give a crap, so he's probably the same way.

In our defence though (not to justify, becausee I know we are late and that's bad and I can admit), when it's something like floor hockey, ice hockey, any sports activities in general, we are usually responsible for venues, contacts, and all sorts of equipment (nets, goalie gear, sticks for guys that never seem to have them), which takes longer to organize than most people realize.

[jroc]

^^^ fotze... im suprised you havent admitted that your dirty little secret is your very strange and odd obsession for the phillips razor dedicated to shaving your balls...

[snappyk]

I used to play hockey against Rhett Warrener and played with Brent Sopel when I was a kid

[Lucky boy]

I secretly cheered the oilers when they were playing dallas years ago.... ughhh i feel dirty.

When I was a kid, they were phasing out the two dollar bills into twoonies. My younger brother got about 30 dollars worth of two dollar bills and hid them. He spent years looking for them and finally convinced himself that he probably lost them, when in reality, I stole them.

I felt so bad that I have never put my hand on something that doesn't belong to me since (exception: a few fries and chicken nuggets from my days at McDonalds)

[Patek23]

I occasionaly smoke but heavily critisize others who do

I am Ignostic, yet still claim to be open to christianity to some of my family members to avoid them the pain (they seriously would be hurt as they strongly believe I will go to hell now)

I am deeply afraid of the death of my close family members but the thought of me dying at any moment or anyhow no matter how graphic or in depth I think about doesn't bother me.

I am quick to think of the worst, if I can't get ahold of someone instead of asuming their just not able to answer or not there I automatically think somethings wrong or they just don't want to talk to me.

Whenever someone asks me about something I get VERY defensive, this stems from me being a demonchild till 15 years of age and always having to defend myself

I get uncontrollable rage


EDIT- I am also CalgaryPuck's biggest thread killer of alltime

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Flaming Homer

EDIT- I am also CalgaryPuck's biggest thread killer of alltime

well i'm glad that you think that way because I was starting to worry about myself

[gottabekd]

I had a mountain biking accident a few years ago...was wearing a helment, but absolutely destroyed it. They said I only had a concussion...but sometimes I wonder if there there was more damage. I swear I feel stupider, and slower ever since. I now have trouble concentrating, and sometimes stutter when I talk.

And I read a bit on the first page about public washrooms, I used my office's twice this week. I mean...you know, sit down. I NEVER go in public, but it wasn't so bad.

[Eddie Bronze]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

I slept with four different women in a 24 hour span.

Wow, what a slut!

[pope04]

Originally Posted by goaliegirl

My dirty little secret :my Husband thinks I am such a great housekeeper but the truth is I have lady who comes in 4 days a week and cleans .

Honey? Is that you?

[ricosuave]

Originally Posted by return to the red

well i'm glad that you think that way because I was starting to worry about myself

no, i secretly worry that that disticntion belongs to me.

seriously, look my posts up...

rico