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Old 03-13-2022, 12:06 AM   #161
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Lol.

Oiler fans.

Still hoping Dickholm catches on
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Old 03-13-2022, 12:17 AM   #162
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some funny ones from Wings fans as well.

"If the Wings get 3 shots on goal in a game I'm pretty sure you get free curly fries at Arby's."

"Flames couldn't even double their own shot total meanwhile the Wings more than doubled their own shot total, therefor I have to give the 2nd period to the Wings."
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Old 03-13-2022, 12:22 AM   #163
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I don't even know what this means but it is my favorite.

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Old 03-13-2022, 12:24 AM   #164
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I don't even know what this means but it is my favorite.
It means he stinks.
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Old 03-13-2022, 12:25 AM   #165
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Shocked to see no Wings fans call out selfish piece of crap Bertuzzi.
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Old 03-13-2022, 12:56 AM   #166
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Shocked to see no Wings fans call out selfish piece of crap Bertuzzi.
Maybe they respect his right to his own body. Crazy concept eh?
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Old 03-13-2022, 01:11 AM   #167
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I don't even know what this means but it is my favorite.
I take it as they think he's a piece of ####.
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Old 03-13-2022, 01:45 AM   #168
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I wonder if he gets a gold whistle or some other memento?
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Old 03-13-2022, 01:46 AM   #169
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Flames are going to win the Stanley Cup.

Honestly only Carolina and Florida scare me.
This city would turn inside out!
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Old 03-13-2022, 03:04 AM   #170
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AHAHAHAHAH best line from the Salt Mines tonight:
Right!? Those wings fans are hilarious.

This killed me too:

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Markstrom can go grab a hotdog if he wants.


This killed me hahah
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Old 03-13-2022, 05:39 AM   #172
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Postgame links
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl...h-12-1.6383068
http://sportsstats.cbc.ca/hockey/nhl...cap140506.html
https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/games/2367561
https://scores.nbcsports.com/nhl/rec...s=5&final=true
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Old 03-13-2022, 06:35 AM   #173
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Maybe they respect his right to his own body. Crazy concept eh?
What a terrible opinion.

Tyler bertuzzi is a privileged moron. Bodily autonomy is separate from being an arrogant, selfish prick.
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Old 03-13-2022, 07:19 AM   #174
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I can't stand AC/DC. His voice makes my ears bleed.
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Old 03-13-2022, 08:05 AM   #175
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Shocked to see no Wings fans call out selfish piece of crap Bertuzzi.
4th time they've played in Canada, probably have just moved on
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Old 03-13-2022, 08:09 AM   #176
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Remember that playoff series against the Wings when the Flames were so utterly outclassed and Noodles went full Paul Bunyan on some dude? It's great now that the tables have reversed to the extent that their fans felt completely defeated. Regular season though, hopefully the Flames can dominate teams in the playoffs too.
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Old 03-13-2022, 08:47 AM   #177
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For real though I'm getting a toffoli jersey this guy is a baller
Penalty killer in addition to serious offensive ability wasn’t what I was expecting when they made the deal. And I was still beyond excited.

What a ####ing trade.
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Old 03-13-2022, 09:20 AM   #178
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Penalty killer in addition to serious offensive ability wasn’t what I was expecting when they made the deal. And I was still beyond excited.

What a ####ing trade.
And getting him weeks before the deadline was the icing on the cake. Fully integrated on the team before the PO’s and helping them lead build a lead for the division.
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Old 03-13-2022, 09:21 AM   #179
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Mangiapane and Toffoli on the PK is surprising for sure. Toffoli also isn't as slow as I thought he'd be, reminds me of Lucic, takes a while for him to get going but decent top-end speed
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Old 03-13-2022, 09:50 AM   #180
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Where in the #### is everyone?

Got drunk with friends for the first time in a looooong time
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