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Old 02-08-2017, 10:42 PM   #161
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Old 02-08-2017, 10:46 PM   #162
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A dilemma can be a problem as well...
Yeah but a dilemma is a problem with two equally terrible outcomes. Like, I'm trapped in a room slowly filling with carbon monoxide, with only one door which is guarded by a man with a mace. I could either stay in the room and die, or open the door and die.

I mean, your choices here are to investigate the bag's appearance or... not to? Gosh, hard choice.
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:09 PM   #163
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God damn. You just got Scorpioned.
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God damn. You just got Scorpioned.
We all knew with a little puck luck Scorpion would put one to shelf. Looks like an that can do attitude finally paid off.
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Yeah but a dilemma is a problem with two equally terrible outcomes. Like, I'm trapped in a room slowly filling with carbon monoxide, with only one door which is guarded by a man with a mace. I could either stay in the room and die, or open the door and die.

I mean, your choices here are to investigate the bag's appearance or... not to? Gosh, hard choice.
You'd die from mace? Lightweight.
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it's a sign from jesus.
Jesús is living in the attic and secretly carring his soap in a plastic bag into the shower after Trump kicked him out
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You'd die from mace? Lightweight.
Is it the swingy bashy kind, or the sprayey stingy kind?
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Old 02-09-2017, 11:34 AM   #168
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that reminds me years ago I had a roommate who's grandparents and parents had come from Poland. One year for xmas his grandmother (who may have been religious) gave him Pope on a rope, or more specifically pope soap on a rope so you could have soap shaped into the form of the pope dangling from the shower head.

Hey, wth, I just noticed the quote doesn't work anymore, this was supposed to quote Hack&Lube
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Old 02-09-2017, 11:37 AM   #169
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Is it the swingy bashy kind, or the sprayey stingy kind?


Well, at least with *a* mace, if you can avoid the first swing at you, you're probably golden. If it was mace, I guess you could take your chances, but if you are temporarily blinded and don't know the rest of the way out, you could be in trouble.
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Old 02-09-2017, 11:44 AM   #170
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Old 02-09-2017, 11:53 AM   #171
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To be fair Calgaryblood did have a dilemma. Post about his bag on Calgarypuck and be subject to ridicule or not post it and miss out on all our helpful advice.
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Are you claiming I am Jesus?
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I said 'a' mace. There is a difference
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:08 PM   #174
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I said 'a' mace. There is a difference


Yes. One molecule of mace. We understand.
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:10 PM   #175
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Yes. One molecule of mace. We understand.
Nice. Mods, please change my username to MaCE(aq)
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:12 PM   #176
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Nice. Mods, please change my username to MaCE(aq)
Someone get your GOAT?
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no new bag sightings?
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:33 PM   #178
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Maybe the years of VOC's are taking their toll?

Honestly I think if you really want to get to the bottom of it you need to put a camera. Hidden camera's in the bathroom are a touchy subject though.
Do it. Go full Chuck Berry.

Edit: I never anticipated a situation where Chuck Berry would be the answer to James Brown (Papa's got a brand new bag). Damn!

*thanks Puxlut

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Old 02-09-2017, 09:46 PM   #179
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I know it's early, but this thread is a candidate for ToYT!
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