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Old 05-29-2014, 04:13 PM   #161
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If you guys are interesting in cold approaching I suggest this guy's channel for starters. Although he is considered to be a pick up artist, his content is actually very informative and links cold approaching with self development.


Anytime you have to watch a video about approaching girls, you're already too much of a loser to make it worth bothering.
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Old 05-29-2014, 04:31 PM   #163
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Anytime you have to watch a video about approaching girls, you're already too much of a loser to make it worth bothering.
Haha, wow, you've out-condescended me.
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I stole my gfs number from my buddies phone.
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I stole my gfs number from my buddies phone.
Haha, I did that once in Vegas. I was all wasted at the poker table at 4 AM and this girl was giving a guy I was talking to her number. I leaned over and somehow managed to memorize it and texted her. Easily top-five in the creepiest things I've ever done category, but I blame the booze.
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Anytime you have to watch a video about approaching girls, you're already too much of a loser to make it worth bothering.
I watched that video.
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Old 05-29-2014, 04:48 PM   #167
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Yortuk Festrunk: We have talked long enough! Let us choose partners for SEX!

George Festrunk: Here is something! Look at our SLACKS! It is because of YOU, that our pouches are STRETCHING!

Yortuk Festrunk: Now that we have TALKED, and you have EX-CITE-ED us, you must take us to your PADS, to relieve us!
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Old 05-29-2014, 04:51 PM   #168
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Anytime you have to watch a video about approaching girls, you're already too much of a loser to make it worth bothering.
Well with that attitude, why don't all the "losers" just give up and die alone?
This video is for people who are interested and want to start cold approaching. Not for the people who bang 100 hot chicks a month like yourself.
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:06 PM   #169
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Old 05-29-2014, 05:14 PM   #170
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Well with that attitude, why don't all the "losers" just give up and die alone?

This video is for people who are interested and want to start cold approaching. Not for the people who bang 100 hot chicks a month like yourself.

They're all models by the way, and I'm a very important lawyer, in case you were wondering.

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I've there's anyone that can, it's me.
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I would watch a Dion reality show, of him going around picking up gals.
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Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:30 PM   #175
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I met my fiancee at a beach close to my house, she was dirt biking and I was quadding so it wasn't too hard to break the ice. Think it still counts though
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Old 05-29-2014, 07:45 PM   #177
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Oh, c'mon. That's not special. I'm fairly sure 67% of couples in the Kootenays met that way.
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the secret is to wait patiently until they pull out the hand cream. Just as she is opening the bottle, slide over next to her and whisper in her ear

"it rubs the lotion on it's skin"
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Oh, c'mon. That's not special. I'm fairly sure 67% of couples in the Kootenays met that way.
Family reunions don't count.
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This morning on the 69-train a guy started conversing with a girl a few seats from me and he was so smooth he got her number. I was smiling too so it would have worked on me

I thought it was courageous of him to do it in front of about 15-20 people? It was new style train with the seating on the sides.

Have you guys done this before? It can't be that common cause I take this train all the time and never see it. Also, I've never been approached on the street or in the +15s or really in public.

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