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Old 01-24-2014, 11:02 AM   #161
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He's why you should never leave any part of your estate to anyone under 30.

Remember that when you're doing your will.
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:51 AM   #162
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Is 'Sizzurp' a real thing? Is it like a pure syrup squishee?

Damn I'm old. Didnt even make it to 30.
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:54 AM   #163
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the term "wanksta" is appropriate for Bieber.
You can pick out the <30 in this thread pretty easily
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:55 AM   #164
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Is 'Sizzurp' a real thing? Is it like a pure syrup squishee?

Damn I'm old. Didnt even make it to 30.
Yes it is. It is prescription strength cough syrup mixed with pop.

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Old 01-24-2014, 11:59 AM   #165
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Is 'Sizzurp' a real thing? Is it like a pure syrup squishee?

Damn I'm old. Didnt even make it to 30.
Sure is, started with rappers (waka flocka is a big time user iirc, he said he drinks it when he tours to settle his stomach) and then moved on to everyone who wants to be a rapper/wannabe gangsters
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Yes it is. It is prescription strength cough syrup mixed with pop.
Holy crap. I thought you were totally lying. Seriously? Where does this crap get fun?
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:00 PM   #167
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You'd think that having all that money, fame, cars, and an endless line of girls wanting to sizzurp your wang, would give you enough of a high to not have to rely on cough syrup from your moms cabinet.
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Sizzurp your wang -
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:20 PM   #169
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Is Sizzurp the same thing as purple drank?
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Is Sizzurp the same thing as purple drank?
Except in present tense?
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:38 PM   #171
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Is Sizzurp the same thing as purple drank?
Yep
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Since it has been asked a few times, he is the link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:54 PM   #173
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At least it wasn't faygo or whatever that drink is that the Insane Clown Posse sells.
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Old 01-24-2014, 01:01 PM   #174
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At least it wasn't faygo or whatever that drink is that the Insane Clown Posse sells.

I can't stand those clowns. There's a local group who is way worse but copies the whole clown/metal/rap thing. So bad. I would post the video on here but they do not need to views. Last time I saw their video it has 2 views and 2 dislikes
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Is 'Sizzurp' a real thing? Is it like a pure syrup squishee?
it's 2/3 of the way to being a Flaming Moe.
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it's 2/3 of the way to being a Flaming Moe.
grumble grumble... its a Flaming Homer!
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At least it wasn't faygo or whatever that drink is that the Insane Clown Posse sells.
Faygo is just a generic brand of soda.
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I heard a lot of people talking about this today and when estimating his punishment, no one seems to understand that they're all misdemeanor charges. He's not getting off with a slap on the wrist because he's famous, but rather because the punishment for misdemeanors is a slap on the wrist.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:26 PM   #179
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/24/opinio...html?hpt=hp_t4
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:27 PM   #180
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... C'mon, roy. Really? If this case had proceeded like any other -- or at least, like many others -- your client might be in calgary by now. The immigration enforcement apparatus does not look favorably upon non-u.s. Citizen foreigners who commit crimes and get arrested. ...
wtf, no thanks!
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