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Old 01-28-2013, 09:38 PM   #161
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My farts actually do smell good.

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Old 01-28-2013, 09:44 PM   #165
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CFL rules ruin football, the big field makes for sandlot football that requires no timing. It also ensures the worst sightlines possible in the stands.

No yards rule (instead of fair catch) hardwire that there wont be any decent returns (way less than the NFL)

CFL officials should be officiating 1 to 2 levels below pro

CFL Playbooks are very thin and simple

The vast majority of the fans in the stands at CFL games know virtually nothing about the sport

CFL X's and O's are largely about trying to hide the Canadians

And yes McMahon needs a replacement before the dome

I'm slightly biased to the CFL as I was introduced to it first.

I like the openness of the field as it gives skill guys more room to do what they do best but im rather neutral on this. QBs need to be accurate in Canada (only having 3 downs contributes to that as well)

Playing D in Canada is harder as there is more room to cover.

I detest the fair catch rule. Make the returner do something. There were multiple return TDs almost every week this past season. And kickoffs actually mean something in Canada

CFL refs need more training, no argument there.

Probably 80% of CFL offense is out of the shotgun or pistol formation. Simpler in ways, yet the NFL is finally catching up in some ways (read option)

Most fans in Canada are clueless about the rules.

Hiding the Canadians is slowly starting to change as more skill guys are being developed but for the large part I agree.

Personally, I would love to see NFL athletes play with CFL rules (meaning they can actually hit somebody)
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:45 PM   #166
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:46 PM   #167
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Zack Snyder is way overrated.
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:48 PM   #168
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Soccer is and always will be a major bore and sucks.

Tim Horton's coffee sucks.

Anything Apple (iJunk) related is over priced crap and sucks.

South Park isn't funny and it also sucks.
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:51 PM   #169
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Here's one that i might get flames for since there are a bunch of fans of this show on the forum:

In my honest opinion Futurama is better than The Simpsons

Let me have it.
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One more, Instagram was created by the devil (and it sucks).
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:00 PM   #171
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One more, Instagram was created by the devil (and it sucks).
pretty sure Wes Anderson shot his latest movie on instagram. he, like Snyder is way over rated.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:05 PM   #172
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:07 PM   #173
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A woman should not have the right to choose after a certain point in the pregnancy.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:14 PM   #174
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I like trucks that are lifted with big tires

I like the oilers

I'd rather see the Flames win anything over Vancouver
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:16 PM   #175
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I like trucks that are lifted with big tires

I like the oilers
You don't say.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:16 PM   #176
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Women have increased bowel movements at that time of the month. Farts are extra violent and gross, and other women recognize them.

It happened twice around my table on saturday night, it's freaking disgusting. I hate it.
What monstrous women do you know? I live with my girlfriend, and I have never had her violently fart around me once. But she is beautiful, and petite.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:18 PM   #177
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You don't say.
I just did
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:19 PM   #178
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In my honest opinion Futurama is better than The Simpsons
I thought that was common

- I am anti-piracy. As in, almost completely.
- I'm pro-Bouwmeester
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:21 PM   #179
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way too often "educated" = indoctrinated and incapable/unwilling to think critically
I am in the process of writing a survey that compares the analytical reasoning of political scientists to 2nd-year undergraduates. Prognosis based on literature review... there is no increased ability. Most people suck, and they don't realize how much work it takes not to suck.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:28 PM   #180
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Fotze's mom isn't that good in the sack....
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