I think hell just froze over...

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by Rerun

Jamoro,

Glad to hear things went well. Hope everything continues to go well for you in the future and this turns into a "relationship".

Don't listen to a lot of the idiots on here. Most of em are probably virgins anyways and good sex to them is a full bottle of lube oil and a soft hand.

Cheers..

You say it like that's a bad thing.

[HPLovecraft]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Says the guy who probably jerks off to the random internet pictures and details he repeatedly demands of random posters on an internet board. Also, better to be an internet virgin than an internet middle-aged pervert.

Wait, wait, is this all part of your master plan again?

[Senator Clay Davis]

Hans and Rerun have proven themselves stunningly easy to troll. So I don't need a plan per se, just whatever pops into my head at the moment.

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Hans and Rerun have proven themselves stunningly easy to troll. So I don't need a plan per se, just whatever pops into my head at the moment.

Whatever makes your life worth living...

[Locke]

Is all this still going on?

[Bertuzzied]

I guess hell is still freezing.

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

"Does that look infected?"

"Can you keep it down my husband will hear?"

"Can you help me with the buckles of me strap-on?"

"Does it have to be black?"

[Hans Landa]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Hans ... proven...stunningly easy to troll.

Modified your quote to disassociate myself with Rerun. I would never put sunglasses on a dog.

[saskflames69]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

Who cares? I want to know if she sparted on your chest afterwards.

And since you're a virgin and probably don't know what spart is, its similar to shart. But instead of sh*t coming out of her @ss when she farts, its sperm

NSFW!

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by Hans Landa

Modified your quote to disassociate myself with Rerun. I would never put sunglasses on a dog.

It was his idea. He said all the cool dogs are wearing shades this summer.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by jamoro

you guys don't even know me, but you like to talk smack. I just posted something that I though was cool that happened in my life... Wont make that mistake again

That's a shame.

[BloodFetish]

Originally Posted by krazycanuck

Come on. Did you have a squeeze and a squirt? Did you batter dip the corn dog? Did you take the skin boat to tuna town? Did you bump uglies? Did you bury the bone? Did you go out on bush patrol? Did you butter the muffin? Did you churn the butter? Did you fill the cream donut? Did you feed the kitty? Did you dip the pen in the ink? Did you play hide the salami? Did you shuck the oyster? Did you give her a hot beef injection? Did you lay pipe? Did you dance the mattress mambo? Did you part the pink sea? Did she give you a pickle tickle? Did you park the Plymouth in the love garage? Did she polish the porpose? Did you give her a poke in the whiskers? Did you dip the burrito in sour creme? Did you ride the baloney pony? Did you spear the bearded clam? Did you make a deposit in the ham wallet? Did you take “old one-eye” to the optometrist? Did you stuff the beaver?

Thanked your post, but very disappointed you missed "Did you sink her with your pink torpedo?"

[Yakbutter]

Yeah post a thread about a girl asking for your number like it's the best day of his life and not expect to get trolled. What did you think was going to happen.

[Moderator]

I think we're done here.