05-20-2011, 11:17 AM
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#161
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First Line Centre
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Alert Alanis Morisette. I just know I will will the LotoMax tonight and then the damn rapture will come tomorrow!
"Win the lottery and get raptured the very next day"
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05-20-2011, 11:43 AM
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#162
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All I can get
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BREAKING: Harold Camping clarifies. It's going down tonight, bitches.
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05-20-2011, 11:54 AM
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#163
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Voted for Kodos
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soooo... apparently it's six minutes away?
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05-20-2011, 11:58 AM
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#164
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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Well I guess there is no need for condoms tonight then!!
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05-20-2011, 12:12 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Did I miss it?
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05-20-2011, 12:17 PM
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#166
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
I'm going to man-whore myself for the next six hours. Absolutely no repercussions whatsoever. And at 7 o'clock if nothing happens by then? I'm heading for the border.
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05-20-2011, 12:18 PM
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#167
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Lifetime Suspension
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I can't wait to see what he says when 6:00 comes and goes for the first time zone and nothing happens. Should be fun to watch.
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05-20-2011, 12:19 PM
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#168
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Norm!
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I'll be driving to Lethbridge tomorrow, hopefully I can outrun the mushroom clouds and the four horseman.
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05-20-2011, 12:21 PM
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#169
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Voted for Kodos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed
soooo... apparently it's six minutes away?
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apparently I read am, but the article says pm, still 12 hours away.
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05-20-2011, 12:22 PM
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#170
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'll be driving to Lethbridge tomorrow, hopefully I can outrun the mushroom clouds and the four horseman.
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The end of the world might not come to Lethbridge, but then when you spend some time there you'll wish it had!
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05-20-2011, 12:25 PM
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Norm!
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Oh trust me, I know.
Sadly the end of the world came for a family member 3 days ago and the funeral is in Coaldale, just outside of Lethbridge.
One of those trips that I don't want to take, but if it extends my life by a day then so be it.
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05-20-2011, 12:37 PM
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#172
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Oh trust me, I know.
Sadly the end of the world came for a family member 3 days ago and the funeral is in Coaldale, just outside of Lethbridge.
One of those trips that I don't want to take, but if it extends my life by a day then so be it.
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Sorry for your loss. I pretty clearly wouldn't have made a dumb joke had I known. 
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05-20-2011, 12:39 PM
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Norm!
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nah, it was a good jole. I live in Lethbridge for a while and most of my family comes from there, so I know it doesn't have that much to offer.
But farm girls are hot.
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05-20-2011, 12:39 PM
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#175
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
I just wonder what happens if there is a big earthquake someone just after 6 pm tonight ... do people start to panic ?
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I'll be looting your house.
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05-20-2011, 12:41 PM
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#176
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'll be looting your house.
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While i will be making sweet sweet love to your relatives... win-win
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05-20-2011, 12:43 PM
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Norm!
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Clearly you haven't met my relatives 
But I bet you have some nice stuff, if you can clearly label it and leave it by the door things will be much easier for me.
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05-20-2011, 01:08 PM
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#178
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All I can get
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6:00 PM May 21 on the International Date Line works out to 11:00 May 20 Mountain Daylight Time.
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05-20-2011, 01:13 PM
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#179
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Goon
I've got an eight-month-old, and he's lived a fairly virtuous life so far, so my plan is to strap him tightly to my body in some sort of baby carrier. No way he gets called up without me.
God loves a good loophole.
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One of the videos with Harold Camping has him saying that god can save the mother and not the child in the womb if the child is not one of the elect.
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05-20-2011, 01:17 PM
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#180
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.
That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.
So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.
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Man, I can't wait until 22:00 here! I wish there was some sort of live feed or webcam for these guys.
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