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Old 02-10-2009, 09:35 PM   #1641
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I don't want to date a woman who sleeps around and does the same sorts of things as a man simply because that tells me she must have the sex drive of a man.

If that's the case, there's no way I could trust her.
So what you're saying is that no man can be trusted?
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So what you're saying is that no man can be trusted?
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So what you're saying is that no man can be trusted?
If men walked into bars and had women approaching them the entire night telling them how hot they are, sitting at their table buying them drinks, asking them to dance, asking them for their number, asking them if they want to come over when the bar closes, and openly offering them sex on the spot...

...then ya, that is what I'm saying.

Unfortunately though, it's almost always the other way around.
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Many in this context is like 4. Not that many girls do ATM.

And like 2 of them are exes.
I hate it when my girlfriends can't use a bank machine...
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:50 PM   #1648
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If men walked into bars and had women approaching them the entire night telling them how hot they are, sitting at their table buying them drinks, asking them to dance, asking them for their number, asking them if they want to come over when the bar closes, and openly offering them sex on the spot...

...then ya, that is what I'm saying.

Unfortunately though, it's almost always the other way around.
No. What you said was that anyone with the sex drive of a man can not be trusted. So that means all men can not be trusted.
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If my name was Perseus, I'd shoot guys looking for Asian women on the Internet who were also named Perseus.
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The optimal number of prior sexual partners for your intended sexual partner is 3.

It's as true as Pi.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:00 PM   #1651
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No. What you said was that anyone with the sex drive of a man can not be trusted. So that means all men can not be trusted.
If all a man had to do was walk into a crowd, wip it out, and say "hop on girls" to get laid, then not a single man could be trusted. But this is not the case.

A girl on the other hand, could walk into a crowd, open her legs, and say "go hard", and someone would take her up on the offer. I've actually seen it happen.

And for that reason, if you are as horny as a guy, I will not trust you because you will have sooooooooo many opportunites to cheat, and you won't have the will power to say "no" every single time. Me (the guy) on the other hand, if I want to cheat I'm going to have to approach a girl, figure out her name/occupation/hobbies/interests/family and so on....and quite frankly that's just too much work so I just won't cheat, ok?
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The optimal number of prior sexual partners for your intended sexual partner is 3.

It's as true as Pi.
What if it was 3 one night stands because you suck in bed? I'm just saying. There are variables here that you aren't taking into consideration.
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Nope. 3 is a constant in an inconstant world.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:09 PM   #1654
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I've seriously tried to write about 10 different posts in the last few minutes, but I keep deleting them because they sound so stupid and I don't even know what I am trying to say. Studying will do that to you...
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If all a man had to do was walk into a crowd, wip it out, and say "hop on girls" to get laid, then not a single man could be trusted. But this is not the case.

A girl on the other hand, could walk into a crowd, open her legs, and say "go hard", and someone would take her up on the offer. I've actually seen it happen.

And for that reason, if you are as horny as a guy, I will not trust you because you will have sooooooooo many opportunites to cheat, and you won't have the will power to say no every single time. Me (the guy) on the other hand, if I want to cheat I'm going to have to approach a girl, figure out her name/occupation/hobbies/interests/family and so on....and quite frankly that's just too much work so I just won't cheat, ok?
So you've never met a girl with a high sex drive AND morals. Gotcha. My exes would tell you that I have a high sex drive. In fact, I often complained I wasn't getting laid enough. And yet, I've never cheated on a partner. Strange, huh? In fact, I've actually been celibate for a number of months now waiting for someone worth my time who deserves my freaky sex. And I'm okay with that. Crazy, eh?

So maybe I could go into a crowd and ask who wanted a piece and get one... but I'd still never do it. When I find someone I want to talk to in the morning, I'll take them to bed and stay there until I hurt.

So what you're saying is YOU would cheat if it was easier for you to do so, and because of that you're projecting those thoughts onto others with a similar sex drive. Now it makes sense.

I'm fairly certain not ALL men would cheat if it were that easy. Or maybe that's just a stupid assumption from a trusting idiot.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:14 PM   #1657
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Some people do have a conscience. I dont think lacking one is related to your gender. Call me crazy but I've turned down a sure thing a few times before.
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I've seriously tried to write about 10 different posts in the last few minutes, but I keep deleting them because they sound so stupid and I don't even know what I am trying to say. Studying will do that to you...
Same here. Are you my double in a parallel universe?

(I hope this doesn't sound creepy... but, what do you study?)
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I'm fairly certain not ALL men would cheat if it were that easy. Or maybe that's just a stupid assumption from a trusting idiot.
http://love.ivillage.com/lnsproblems...,,1ctn,00.html

"approximately 60 percent of men were unfaithful to their spouses before the age of 40"

If it were as easy for a man to get laid as a woman, don't you think that statistic would rise even further?




I hope I'm not pissing off any of the guys on CP (or worse, getting them in trouble), but I'm just being honest in what I believe.
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So you've never met a girl with a high sex drive AND morals. Gotcha. My exes would tell you that I have a high sex drive. In fact, I often complained I wasn't getting laid enough. And yet, I've never cheated on a partner. Strange, huh?
Similar story, one of my friends I was working with a few summers ago was the same. She always complained to me how she wasn't getting enough, and my girlfriend at the time didn't want to do it every day either. I used to actually have a crush on her till I got to know her, but I would have bent her over the table any day if I wasn't already seeing someone at the time.
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