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TurnedTheCorner · 10-13-2009, 09:44 PM

I don't mind an off-topic community thread, which essentially is what this thread is.

Horrible phrase BTW, CD.

FireFly · 10-13-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by flip

Fonz that was a CP hall of fame worthy post IMO.

Also, how does the forum software know which posts I've read and which I haven't? You know that little down arrow red button just to the left of the thread name, when I click it it brings me to the last unread post, but how does it know which one that is???

(I'm aware that there is an obvious answer here but it still bothers me sometimes.)

The answer lies in cookies.

jammies · 10-13-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by missdpuck

And how about Penelope Penninhand?

Pfft. Overrated. She obviously didn't get the memo that it's always "throbbing" manhood, not any other adjective. What kind of romance writer is that?

The Fonz · 10-13-2009, 09:46 PM

Still going to hurt the guy though. I've got a really big problem with people who have no respect for others (we weren't close friends, but close enough) and try to bring me down like this. I want him to regret this like it was one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

flip · 10-13-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ResAlien

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

-This is actually not a description of me, everyone knows I'm a celibate monk, but it explains why I like the author of this quote. Gotta be able to relate to people, you know?

Is that a Tucker Max quote or something?

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Originally Posted by FireFly

The answer lies in cookies.

You mean CP knows about the game where the guy to finish last has to eat the cookie?

jammies · 10-13-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

The answer lies in cookies.

I'm not sure if it's cookies because I read CP from 3 different computers and I seem to always be able to the correct "last post" no matter which computer I was last on. I think the forum software keeps track when you are logged in of what posts you've read.

Or - I could be utterly insane and dangerous.

The Fonz · 10-13-2009, 09:50 PM

It's photon.

He's working overtime, following every single one of us around, keeping track of where we've been and what we've read.

And watching us while we sleep.

FanIn80 · 10-13-2009, 09:50 PM

Fonz... I'm all out of thanks, dude, but that was all kinds of win.

Edit: I mean your "other" post.

flip · 10-13-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jammies

I'm not sure if it's cookies because I read CP from 3 different computers and I seem to always be able to the correct "last post" no matter which computer I was last on. I think the forum software keeps track when you are logged in of what posts you've read.

Or - I could be utterly insane and dangerous.

Well the forum software knows what thread you are viewing and when.

So if I'm viewing Random Thoughts at 9pm and then I exit and then click on the last unseen post button it'll bring me to all posts made after the last time I refreshed that page.

At least that is how I'd think it works.

Bagor · 10-13-2009, 09:52 PM

I work from home and did nothing today.
Got a phone call from the day care. Kid had a rash on his face, back and front and was therefore possibly contagious.
Went there ... he had a few spots on his face, lifted his t-shirt, pulled his trousers half way down his arse .... I couldn't see anything.
I said to the girl.. I can't see anything, where is it? She told me it was there a minute ago and that they had pregnant mothers and it could be contagious.
Asked her wtf was so contagious that could kill an unborn child?
"les cinq malades"...wooo sounds scary
wtf is that in English I asked.
The 5 sicknesses, head, hands, feet, chest, back.
But he only has une malade.
To cut a long story short .....

Went to the Dr, waited just over an hour and when he seen us asked us what was the problem.

Les cinq malades I told him.
Got a letter saying he is non-contagious so he can go back to day care tomorrow.

Seriously? What happened the days when you could cough and splutter and spit and wipe yer arse and share sammichs?

flip · 10-13-2009, 09:53 PM

I went to daycare once in my life. Not only was the place like an insane asylum for kids but then my dad forgot to pick me up when it was over. It was sort of like that Simpsons episode where Homer forgets to pick up Bart from Soccer practise, only way more horrifying, less funny and I didn't get a Big Brother out of the deal.

I never went back.

It still haunts me. Stupid Nipawin, Sk.

I love Homer Simpson.

"It's not whether you win or lose, it is how drunk you get". Words to live by.

The Fonz · 10-13-2009, 09:54 PM

I'm a bit surprised by the reaction to that post... maybe I should go through with submitting these things more often

awildermode · 10-13-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by flip

As for being a post whore, I've never really felt that I was post whoring until Thursday night IIRC. I was at about 4960 posts and knew that 5000 was an extra exp square. Also I knew I was going to Regina for the weekend. SInce I know they don't have internet in the Vag (being hillbillies and all) I wanted to get to 5k before I left so I stayed up until about 2am and just replied to every new post in OT and FOI. I felt kind of dirty but I got to 5k before I left.

seems like you are doing that again, right now.

flip · 10-13-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by awildermode

seems like you are doing that again, right now.

haha. Well except I haven't gone into FOI since about 10 minutes after the game ended.

Ok time to go finish studying.

Also if you guys don't want me replying then stop posting.

FanIn80 · 10-13-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

I'm a bit surprised by the reaction to that post... maybe I should go through with submitting these things more often

This is why I love watching Californication. The entire show is just watching Hank Moody say the things that a more awesomer version of me would have probably also said.

jammies · 10-13-2009, 10:01 PM

No matter what 4x4 or evilcougar say, "Rockin' in the Free World" is the best song ever. Ever!

we've got a thousand points of light
for the homeless man
we've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand

Take that, ya philistines!

TurnedTheCorner · 10-13-2009, 10:04 PM

But Neil Young is scary.

Temporary_User · 10-13-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

I jacked it today for the first time since that bitch took a huge steaming dump on my life, and after it was over, I didn't miss her anymore...and I wasn't sad or upset at all about what happened.

So I guess that's what she was to me, just a cum dumpster. When I'm no longer horny, I no longer care.

As horrible as that sounds, it's comforting for me to realize this.

(This is one of the posts I wrote today but deleted before submitting. If you get grossed out or offended by it, take it up with Res. I'm just taking his advice.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJwJx3Zf4I#t=0m21s

ResAlien · 10-13-2009, 10:12 PM

Neil Young sucks donkey balls.

awildermode · 10-13-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by flip

haha. Well except I haven't gone into FOI since about 10 minutes after the game ended.

Ok time to go finish studying.

Also if you guys don't want me replying then stop posting.

I am posting...just so you will not get any studying done.