Daily use Simpsons Quotes

[octothorp]

Sacralicious!

As far as Futurama quotes:

"Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!!"
I've used that one a few times when talking to other writers about their work.

There are a whole bunch of great Hermesisms:
Sacred hog of prague! Great cow of moscow! What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Sweet Llamas of the Bahamas! Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg! Sweet Gorilla of Manilla!

Or "As my grandmother always said, <insert expression here>. God rest her zombie bones."

[Locke]

I do the 'old gill' routine sometimes.

"Oh Boy, this is it, Old Gill's time to shine....show em your stuff."

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by octothorp

Sacralicious!

As far as Futurama quotes:

BEEP!

My now ex-gf once kissed me and I replied with that to which she fell on the floor laughing.

[underGRADFlame]

Cheif Wiggum - "Yeah, I've been teasing 'em, starving 'em, singing off key...ma mi may moo, ma moo ma mi..."
LOL I always sing that to my dog.

[Dion_Iggy_Kipper!!!]

Originally Posted by Kidder

"So I says to Mable, I says..."

My mom said randomly said that once. It was hilarious because she doesn't like the Simpson's and the only time she watches it is when all the other tv's in the house are taken and she is forced to watch it.

I also like the one where Santa's little helper takes over for Duffman and the simpsons want to get Duffman his job back, but he's in a man's homeless shelter
Some homeless guy "If your Duffman, I must be Jesus. Up, Up and away." and he jumps through the window. I laughed so hard the first time I seen that.

[JiriHrdina]

Originally Posted by kermitology

CHOWDA! Say it right!

When the movie "Powder" came out I was working at a video store. When customers would ask for it we would of corse reply with "It's POWDA...SAY IT RIGHT!".

For those customers that got the reference they loved it.
Those that didn't...didn't.

[bigtmac19]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

When the movie "Powder" came out I was working at a video store. When customers would ask for it we would of corse reply with "It's POWDA...SAY IT RIGHT!".

For those customers that got the reference they loved it.
Those that didn't...didn't.

Ha Ha, that's awesome. I would have laughed.

[Locke]

WooHoo!

I use that all the time, inspired by Homer.

[getbak]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

When the movie "Powder" came out I was working at a video store. When customers would ask for it we would of corse reply with "It's POWDA...SAY IT RIGHT!".

For those customers that got the reference they loved it.
Those that didn't...didn't.

I find it hard to believe that a single person ever requested Powder in a video store, let alone multiple people.

[BlackEleven]

As for Futurama quotes, one of my favourites when a walking into a room with only one girl: "What kind of party is this? There's no beer and only one hooker". I don't actually have the stones to say it out loud though...

One I do actually use is at work (all engineers) when someone disputes my technical claims: "I don't see you with a fun-gineering degree".

[octothorp]

"I'll start my own themepark! With hookers! And flapjacks! Infact, forget the themepark and the flapjacks!"

You can substitute themepark with just about anything that you're not allowed into.

[Locke]

For Futurama:

Chumps.

I take Bender's "Chumps" line every chance I get.

For example:

"Oh man, did you see that great Oilers game?"
"The Oilers are Chumps. All of them."

Or just a good old: "shut-up! Chump."

Good for all situations.

[Locke]

"I think you're taking advantage of my generous offer."

[TheyCallMeBruce]

When people ask me where I've been, I tell them "To the land of wind and ghost"

Whenever I see racing of anything (cars, breakaways in flames game, bikes), I yell GO BANANA!!

[ResAlien]

This may be a couple words off, but it's one of my favourites. Marge is asking Homer questions from an "Are you an Alcoholic" quiz from a magazine.

"Do you ever drink alone?"
"Does the Lord count as a person?"
"No"
"Then yes"

Also,

"This sunrise is brought to you by God. The invisible giant you turn to when you die"

[Dion_Iggy_Kipper!!!]

I say "that's Crazytalk" alot too. When I'm lucky, someone else goes, "No, it's true"

[Metro Gnome]

Hmm, let's see:

"Im not paying you to talk." (very popular with the gf BTW)

"Country music sucks. It just takes valuable air-space away from shock Djs, whose cruelty and profanity amuse us all!"

"He's all healed up and he's back for more!"

"ICE to see you!"

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick..."

"A woman is a lot like a beer. They look good. They smell good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one!" *drinks*
"But you can't stop at one! You have to drink another woman..."

"I'd like a single plumb, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."

"I said I don't want any damn vegetables."

"Hepped up on goofballs"

[IntenseFan]

Personal favourites that haven't made it up here yet:

1. HOMER: Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I Love you all!! (Use varies)

2. BART: As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way. (Best used after a news story about a knifing)

3. MR. BURNS: Well, that's leprosy for you. (Best used after you sneeze or cough near someone and they give you a hypochondriac stare)

4. RALPH WIGGUM: At my house, we call them "oh-ohs"! (Use varies)

5. BART: Now let's go huck donuts at old people. (Use varies)

6. JESSICA LOVEJOY: You're just yellow trash. (Used instead of white trash, see how few people get it)

7. HOMER: It's just a little _______ [dirty, wet, airborne, etc.], it's still good! It's still good! (Use varies, but always best used after your friend drops his steak on the ground whilst BBQing)

8. HOMER: Hello my animal friends. Peace be with you. (Best used when encountering pests in the wild)

9. HOMER: Tramapoline! Trabopoline! (Use extremely lmiited, but was used very effectively by the Sports guy on CJAY in 2004 after Canada finally won a gold medal in, you guessed it, trampoline!)

[fredr123]

On those cold, snowy days (like last week): "Lousy Smarch weather."

Has anyone noticed over the last few seasons every character goes "Whhhhhhaaaaaa?" incredulously? It's like the writers are trying to see if they can purposely make a stupid phrase catch on.

[ricosuave]

Once in a while, when I'm with my buddies watching the stamps, I'll let loose with a "...and the Saskatchewan Roughriders, who scored only 4 rouges last year, Jack..."