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Old 06-22-2007, 10:24 AM   #141
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My best guess

He met this girl when he was drunk so he really doesn’t know what she looks like

When he went to pick her up he was in for an awful surprise as this girl looked something like this




So he got real drunk, and poured his heart out to here than they went back to her place and she benched pressed him while he slept
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:31 AM   #142
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This thread is hilarious, I will have to look when I get home, since i can't see most of the pictures.

I like stuff!
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:32 AM   #143
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:34 AM   #144
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:38 AM   #145
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Thats awesome Barnes!
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This thread is hilarious, I will have to look when I get home, since i can't see most of the pictures. I like stuff!
The more people post...faster we'll hit 10,000....
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:45 AM   #147
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:52 AM   #148
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I bet he got drunk.
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THE STREAK LIVES!!! I got stood up so I bought a case of beer.
I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
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lmao...I've seen about 6 different messages in that sequence.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:14 AM   #151
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A must see with sound.



http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764124

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764378
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:17 AM   #152
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I skipped straight to the last page of this thread, and boy was that a mistake.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:22 AM   #153
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Well Jesus this is the funniest thing I have seen in years and years!

WOW. I CANNOT stop laughing I am trying not to cry while I type…sweet mother that is hilarious
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:26 AM   #154
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Warning, has profanity in it..
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:27 AM   #155
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Well Jesus this is the funniest thing I have seen in years and years!

WOW. I CANNOT stop laughing I am trying not to cry while I type…sweet mother that is hilarious
Myself and my two coworkers just played that about 30 times and almost puked we laughed so hard! AWESOME!!
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:30 AM   #156
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Awesome LOTR Photon!! Too funny!
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LMAO....man, this thread is awesome!
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I posted that in the pointless video thread. I must have watched it about twenty times.

Instant classic.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:35 AM   #159
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How is this thread not 5 stars?

It's gold. Gold!
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:35 AM   #160
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How is this thread not 5 stars?

It's gold. Gold!
I forget to vote all the time. Just did it.
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