"Cheesey" Jokes that still make you laugh...

[Biff]

Q: How many cowboys does it take to change a lightulb?
A: 5. One to change the lightbulb and 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Q: If a canoe is rolling down a hill sideways, how many pancakes does it take to cover the doghouse?
A: None because ice cream has no bones.

[sadora]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a ##### in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says excuse me, but do you have problems with ##### sticking to your fur, and the rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit.

or here's this one.

A grasshoppes walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender seeing the grasshopper get's all excited and says "man, we got a beer named after you" and the grasshopper says "really, you have a beer named Steve".

[Sample00]

Originally Posted by Dion

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed simply "Dad." Filled with dread, with trembling hands he opened the envelope and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with MaryBeth and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion Dad...she's pregnant.

MaryBeth said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

MaryBeth has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other people that live in other trailers nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so MaryBeth can get better. She deserves it. Please don't worry Dad. I'm 15 now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
John

PS. Before you have a heart attack - none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you Dad. Please call me when it's safe to come home.

as a father of a young boy, you have no idea how great this joke was!!
as my wife always says, dont sweat the little stuff

[troutman]

Celene Dion walks into a bar . . .

Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"

[Dion]

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

[Stormchaser]

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

[Biff]

Confucious say man who fart in church sits in his own pew.