Dirty Little Secrets - Page 8 - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

chris lindberg · 06-15-2006, 05:47 AM

I had another user name on CalgaryPuck before this one.

notoepik · 06-15-2006, 07:42 AM

When we were kids, I carved my brothers name on the front of his dresser drawer. He got in so much trouble. I never told our folks it was me.

Ironhorse · 06-15-2006, 09:10 AM

Reading this thread reminded me of a site called PostSecret.....

Ironhorse · 06-15-2006, 09:15 AM

I once locked my little brother in the shed and then pretended not to know where the key was. My dad had to go across town to buy a new one, and he was so mad I never revealed where I buried the key....

J pold · 06-15-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jroc

way way back in grade 9 I dated Jpold's little sister for like 2 weeks.... he's still very bitter about it to this day

rubecube · 06-15-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

How about I paid my bills, and they lived with me. It's not like I said, "Sure, I'll pay for your car and cell phone." It was more like they moved in and I still ended up paying the bills. But thanks for calling me pathetic. At least I'm not a jackass.

I'd at least housekeep for you.

chuckles19 · 06-15-2006, 10:05 AM

Here's one for you guys who used to play hockey. Im just about 20 now and never made it past semi-high levels of minor hockey. Almost all my best friends played junior, and a few have signed nhl contracts, a few have full ride scholorships to the states, and the rest have another year to play in the WHL or Junior A. I am envious of them but am also very happy they've almost made it. My big secret, which maybe isnt such a big secret, is that if someone told me if I stuck a needle in my arm (ie. Steriods) when i was younger or even now, that i would make the NHL I wouldnt think for a second. Even though i know the consequences I wouldnt even have to debate it.

Sorry for making a humourous thread so seroius haha.

JiriHrdina · 06-15-2006, 10:09 AM

^^^I hear you man. If you told me that if I took roids I'd be able to play pro sports...done. In 2 seconds flat. Wouldn't have to think a moment about doing it.

chuckles19 · 06-15-2006, 10:13 AM

I think thats why I'm so torn on the steroid issue. I think jeez why should these guys be able to cheat, but I know in their position if it was take roids and make the show or dont take em and stay in the minors I dont think the choice is that hard to make.

rubecube · 06-15-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

^^^I hear you man. If you told me that if I took roids I'd be able to play pro sports...done. In 2 seconds flat. Wouldn't have to think a moment about doing it.

I don't know about that. I just don't I'd ever be able to be proud of my accomplishments if I did that. My dignity and credibility is worth a lot to me.

J pold · 06-15-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

^^^I hear you man. If you told me that if I took roids I'd be able to play pro sports...done. In 2 seconds flat. Wouldn't have to think a moment about doing it.

Such a tuff call, what’s the price of success? I think if I had the chance I would do it too regards of the consequences

habernac · 06-15-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by peter12

Ahahahahaha Jordan falls flat on his face again. I love you man.

I almost spewed Coke all over my screen when I read that. The 40 Year Old Virgin, starring Jordon.

rubecube · 06-15-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by habernac

I almost spewed Coke all over my screen when I read that. The 40 Year Old Virgin, starring Jordon.

Maybe he just needs a good wingman.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...hlight=wingman

J pold · 06-15-2006, 10:42 AM

That would be the best answer, I had my good buddy as my all purpose wingman last Saturday at Ranchman’s and I picked up a hot, tall ,dark haired, 27 year old legal assistant!

peter12 · 06-15-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by J pold

That would be the best answer, I had my good buddy as my all purpose wingman last Saturday at Ranchman’s and I picked up a hot, tall ,dark haired, 27 year old legal assistant!

Did you drive her home in the sperm car? Do you still have it?

Vansmack · 06-15-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

Alright, I'll post something I should actually be ashamed of. I have this thing about wanting to sleep with my friends' girlfriends. Pretty sure I'd never actually do it though. I could want nothing to do with the chick beforehand but once they start dating my friend/friends I want to sleep with them.

I have the same type of thing going on, except it is with my friends sisters. I slept with one of my "ok" friends younger sister and then we started dating... long story short, he hasn't talked to me in 2 years.

rubecube · 06-15-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Vansmack

I have the same type of thing going on, except it is with my friends sisters. I slept with one of my "ok" friends younger sister and then we started dating... long story short, he hasn't talked to me in 2 years.

I've given my friends the heads up on this. If any of them sleep with my little sister, she'll be the last person they sleep with.

J pold · 06-15-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by peter12

Did you drive her home in the sperm car? Do you still have it?

Humm well I was in place to drive…so I am going to say no and no I don’t think I have the old sperm car

Flames_Gimp · 06-15-2006, 01:25 PM

you guys want to hear a true "Dirty Little Secret"?

Bring_Back_Shantz · 06-15-2006, 01:27 PM

I HATE THIS F*****G THREAD.

Because of this thread, I've had that stupid "Dirty Little Secret" song by whatever crappy band plays it stuck in my head for like 2 days.

Thanks a lot jerks.