12-03-2024, 07:35 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Marseilles Of The Prairies
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Sleeping in til noon.
Probably one of the more positive changes however
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12-03-2024, 07:44 AM
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#142
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Eat a full bag of cheesies while watching hockey...apparently.
Thankfully I brought my work tablet home last night...so I can work from the bathroom.
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12-03-2024, 07:50 AM
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#143
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Nufy
Eat a full bag of cheesies while watching hockey...apparently.
Thankfully I brought my work tablet home last night...so I can work from the bathroom.
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Its like I've always said when I buy Beef Jerky...
"Comes in a re-sealable package to retain freshness!!"
Nice try Beef Jerky package. You are fooling no one. This package is being consumed in it's entirety in a single sitting and we all know it.
The R&D and costs associated with the 're-sealable package?' All wasted.
Its like when I buy jerky from Longview.
"Sorry, theres no re-sealable package!"
Not to worry sir...I know what I'm about. It shall be gone before I even hit Calgary City Limits.
We know the score. Once it's open...its all over.
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12-03-2024, 08:10 AM
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#144
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Locke
Its like I've always said when I buy Beef Jerky...
"Comes in a re-sealable package to retain freshness!!"
Nice try Beef Jerky package. You are fooling no one. This package is being consumed in it's entirety in a single sitting and we all know it.
The R&D and costs associated with the 're-sealable package?' All wasted.
Its like when I buy jerky from Longview.
"Sorry, theres no re-sealable package!"
Not to worry sir...I know what I'm about. It shall be gone before I even hit Calgary City Limits.
We know the score. Once it's open...its all over.
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Im a sucker for that mass produced Big Chief Jerky (also love most other jerky). Someone had a fundraiser for hockey a while back and they were somehow affiliated with Big Chief, so you could buy these giant ass ziplocs (like brining a turkey badass size) for like $50. Hell of a deal, probably within three days I ate the whole thing. Skipped meals and all to eat more of it.
I don't care for sweets so whenever someone asks if I want a piece of cake for dessert I reply with 'no thanks, do you have any beef jerky'.
That korean jerky from Costco doesn't usually make it home from the store.
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12-03-2024, 08:13 AM
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#145
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by fotze2
Im a sucker for that mass produced Big Chief Jerky (also love most other jerky). Someone had a fundraiser for hockey a while back and they were somehow affiliated with Big Chief, so you could buy these giant ass ziplocs (like brining a turkey badass size) for like $50. Hell of a deal, probably within three days I ate the whole thing. Skipped meals and all to eat more of it.
I don't care for sweets so whenever someone asks if I want a piece of cake for dessert I reply with 'no thanks, do you have any beef jerky'.
That korean jerky from Costco doesn't usually make it home from the store.
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Oh yeah.
"Honey I thought you said you were buying Beef Jerky from Costco?"
- You left it with me unsupervised, so really, this is kind of all your fault!
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12-03-2024, 08:14 AM
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#146
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Locke
Oh yeah.
"Honey I thought you said you were buying Beef Jerky from Costco?"
- You left it with me unsupervised, so really, this is kind of all your fault!
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Oberto jerky can go f itself though.
There is someone called FecesPileFuzz watching this thread. HAHA.
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12-03-2024, 08:55 AM
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#147
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by Shazam
I'm married and ugly and christ chicks are desperate.
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Was going to say. Picking up women gets easier the older you get. By the time you're in the nursing home, the ratio of single women to able single men is like dozens to one.
How young you can go depends on what kind of shape you're in.
For Manhattan Boy, who I assume lives in NYC and has a descent job, in any big city there is a massive amount of women in their late 30 and early 40s, who want to settle down immediately. Then you have the divorced crowd, who also know that they want.
It gets a bit sad if you're post 40 and still devoting your personality to picking up women, but, of anything, the older you get, the harder it becomes to stay single.
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12-03-2024, 09:04 AM
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#148
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT
Sleeping in til noon.
Probably one of the more positive changes however
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On the bright side now I'm in my 60's I feel no shame or problem with going back to bed at noon for a 2 hour nap, screw it, chores are done and I got no boss to impress!!
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12-03-2024, 11:42 AM
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#149
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2
Oberto jerky can go f itself though.
There is someone called FecesPileFuzz watching this thread. HAHA.
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Fuzz has the craziest fans.
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"I see as much misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm."
-Dr. Amos "Doc" Cochran
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12-03-2024, 11:46 AM
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#150
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by Yamer
Fuzz has the craziest fans.
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They are more obsessed than Taylor Swift fans, but send me much less money. Maybe it's a marketing issue?
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12-03-2024, 11:51 AM
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#151
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
They are more obsessed than Taylor Swift fans, but send me much less money. Maybe it's a marketing issue?
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Do we call them Fuzzies? The Pickle Posse? Deranged?
We can workshop this.
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"It's a great day for hockey."
-'Badger' Bob Johnson (1931-1991)
"I see as much misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm."
-Dr. Amos "Doc" Cochran
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12-03-2024, 11:51 AM
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#152
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by mrdonkey
Everything. Literally everything.
If I'm not in pain, I'm too tired. I can no longer consume anything that was one fun in my 20's or I will spend the rest of the night either dying on the toilet or lying awake from migraines (alcohol, lactose, spice, cholesterol, acid, pork)... Take all those things out and you're pretty much just left with boiled chicken, rice, and veggies. Only so much my wife and I can do anymore without the doctor wagging their finger, unless I take a truckload of Metamucil for the week.
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Jesus. Are you 90?
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12-03-2024, 12:02 PM
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#153
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by IamNotKenKing
Jesus. Are you 90?
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Jesus is 2,024 years old actually.
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12-03-2024, 12:27 PM
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#154
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamer
Do we call them Fuzzies? The Pickle Posse? Deranged?
We can workshop this.
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We need bracelets, stat.
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12-03-2024, 12:41 PM
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#155
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Wormius
We need bracelets, stat.
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We can put Fuzz's home address and phone number on them too! No problem!
That being said...I generally consider myself a cynical individual and I have never upset anyone to this degree.
Its almost as disappointing as it is impressive.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-03-2024, 12:41 PM
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#156
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Franchise Player
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Drugs that don’t come from a store.
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12-03-2024, 12:50 PM
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#157
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
We can put Fuzz's home address and phone number on them too! No problem!
That being said...I generally consider myself a cynical individual and I have never upset anyone to this degree.
Its almost as disappointing as it is impressive.
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Since it’s also the aging-not-so-gracefully thread, they can double as medicalert bracelets.
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12-03-2024, 01:45 PM
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#158
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Since it’s also the aging-not-so-gracefully thread, they can double as medicalert bracelets.
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We could affix a whistle!
"I need an Adult! I need an Adult!"
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-03-2024, 01:58 PM
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#159
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Help I've fallen and I can't get up!
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12-06-2024, 12:15 PM
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#160
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First Line Centre
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This has been a thing since my late 20s, but drinking caffeine after 4pm is off the table.
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