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Old 04-08-2019, 11:09 AM   #141
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Ew, wtf? That's gross.

Come on, someone help me on this.
Nope, my lady showed me this with an english muffin, turned out delicious. On the butter and jam train now.
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:10 AM   #142
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Guys, guys. Let's not fight amongst ourselves.

I think we can all rally around the "Eat Bread" banner, in whatever form, and simply remember that D=NG. Or as I've taken to pronouncing it, "dong".
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:13 AM   #143
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Everyone knows that bread is best raw. Toast is murder and potentially even a hate crime and the only acceptable bread topping is Nutella.
Also better with a little butter.
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:23 AM   #144
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Nutella with butter? This is a violation of the Geneva Convention. What the hell.
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:47 AM   #145
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Butter pretty much makes everything taste better. It truly is the king of kings.
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Im not seeing enough posts about their wacko satanist airport/doomsday bunker
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:56 AM   #147
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Butter pretty much makes everything taste better. It truly is the king of kings.
What about "I cant believe its not Butter?"
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Old 04-08-2019, 12:02 PM   #148
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I just hate the ticket "reseller" outside the Stampede train station who has the mullet going and has been wearing the same Denver Broncos jacket for the last 20 years...
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Old 04-08-2019, 12:04 PM   #149
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Meh, butter makes jam slide off. Cream cheese and jam - that's the true carmic level of breakfast toasting, children...
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Old 04-08-2019, 12:11 PM   #150
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People from Colorado don't understand how to use a toaster.
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Old 04-08-2019, 12:17 PM   #151
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Denver omelettes are the worst type of omelette
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Why would you ruin a perfectly good piece of buttered toast with jam?
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Old 04-08-2019, 12:48 PM   #153
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Ah Scorp, so young. Live a little my friend. Butter that toast!

On topic...

It is my understanding that Zadorov speeds up when someone signals to merge in front of him.
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They have Donald Trump as president. Sucks to be them!
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Haha

Some real nice smack talk. I've lived in Colorado too long to admit, but here goes:

Avalanche fans are fair weather, how fair weather: if the Broncos are announcing a new proposal to the onside kick, half the state stands around with their mouths hanging open.

Their jerseys are hideous as are there primary colors.

The Can aka The Pepsi Center is a horrid example of a newer barn, worst thing no splash panels between the urinals...disgusting!

Too many drugs to list. Marijuana is like an appetizer on the kids menu in Colorado.

Wind, wind, and more wind. Way more wind than snow every winter, spring, and fall.

Denver is a dirty place, which reminds me of the Avs and their fans.

I-25 the only north and south route, full of traffic, pot holes, and a-hole drivers.

So dry, year round that Denver is officially known as Boogerville.

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The Broncos thing is so true. You got the Avs and the Nuggets in the playoffs and the Rockies playing, but all local radio talks about is who the Broncos are going to draft. Most of the people here at work gave up on the Avs when they were in their slump and then jumped back on the wagon this past week.



I still love this place, but man we are SO FULL! Way too many people. Also, the homeless problem downtown is getting out of hand.


At least you have the good micro brews up there in Fort Collins.
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Old 04-08-2019, 01:04 PM   #156
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Eating Denver Omelettes is worse than buying Blood Diamonds.
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Old 04-08-2019, 01:06 PM   #157
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Denver Omelette is the Edmonton Oilers of omelettes.
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Old 04-08-2019, 01:21 PM   #158
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I heard their team mascot is a precious snowflake
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Avalanche fans wear sweatpants during air travel. Moreover, they are seatback leaners and watch movies without headphones connected.
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Avs fans talk smack to injured players, but the hockey gods set things right.

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