Hahaha, you definitely want one that heats the water!
Not always an option, since you need to be able to run a water line from the sink to the toilet. And anything with electrical requirements needs a plug nearby which is also something that generally is not near the toilet.
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Not always an option, since you need to be able to run a water line from the sink to the toilet. And anything with electrical requirements needs a plug nearby which is also something that generally is not near the toilet.
It is true, but if the alternative is a -30 enema it’s probably worth getting some electrical done.
So all the jokes aside on the cold bidets. Which are decent ones that heat water without breaking the bank? Anyone have suggestions for warm water bidets?
I don't find the cold water much of an issue. It doesn't run for that long, and my pipes go through an open basement ceiling, so they generally sit and pick up house heat, so they are closer to 20 degrees than zero. Maybe give a cheap one a try first.
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I don't find the cold water much of an issue. It doesn't run for that long, and my pipes go through an open basement ceiling, so they generally sit and pick up house heat, so they are closer to 20 degrees than zero. Maybe give a cheap one a try first.
Yeah, I've never understood why people think it's super cold. Unless I sat there running it for 10 minutes or something, or maybe if a bunch of people have flushed the toilet just before I use it, I'm just getting room temperature water that's been sitting in the line. I guess it depends on people's plumbing layouts, but mine is never cold at all.
Well if you use a cold one, and then a warm one you're just never going back. I had a cold water one, so I speak from experience on that front.
I have a hot line in my basement(easier to rig up than upstairs) and it's really a wash for me. That, and by the time hot water gets to the system, I'm done. Don't care. Maybe your arse is just not Canadian enough.
I have a hot line in my basement(easier to rig up than upstairs) and it's really a wash for me. That, and by the time hot water gets to the system, I'm done. Don't care. Maybe your arse is just not Canadian enough.
Oh go shoot some ice-water up your ass!
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So all the jokes aside on the cold bidets. Which are decent ones that heat water without breaking the bank? Anyone have suggestions for warm water bidets?
They start around $650 for the ones that have water heaters built-in. Brondell seems to be the popular brand.
I have a hot line in my basement(easier to rig up than upstairs) and it's really a wash for me. That, and by the time hot water gets to the system, I'm done. Don't care. Maybe your arse is just not Canadian enough.
Mine has a built in reservoir so it keeps the water at the preferred temperature. There's no "running it until it warms up".
Yeah, I've never understood why people think it's super cold. Unless I sat there running it for 10 minutes or something, or maybe if a bunch of people have flushed the toilet just before I use it, I'm just getting room temperature water that's been sitting in the line. I guess it depends on people's plumbing layouts, but mine is never cold at all.
For me, it's all dependent on the courtesy flush. Sometimes it's just not reasonable to wait until the procedure is complete to start making use of water. Otherwise, I get many many seconds of pleasantly warm room temperature water.
Honestly though? When it happens, that arctic blast up my back-side makes me feel alive.
For me, it's all dependent on the courtesy flush. Sometimes it's just not reasonable to wait until the procedure is complete to start making use of water. Otherwise, I get many many seconds of pleasantly warm room temperature water.
Honestly though? When it happens, that arctic blast up my back-side makes me feel alive.
Wouldnt you want it in your face though? I'm assuming you've got a bum for a face and a face for a bum?
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