12-09-2015, 11:35 AM
#141
Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Lelystad, The Netherlands
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BACKCHECK!!!
I don't get it...
I don't think Bob is very good at this game.
That was so funny that I had to laugh out loud while at my sons floorball practice.
Other parenrs where looking at me... I don't think I should even start explaining
I don't know if I'm any good at English jokes, but this thread should be a sticky.
Do you guys Semin stopped producing goes he doesn't have an active stick?
12-09-2015, 11:41 AM
#142
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
What the hell is floorball?
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12-09-2015, 11:42 AM
#143
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Brisbane
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BACKCHECK!!!
I don't get it...
I don't think Bob is very good at this game.
Bob is just being more subtle. If you look closer he does say Semin is
on unconditional waivers... I assume the waivers are some type of physical document?
12-09-2015, 11:44 AM
#144
Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Lelystad, The Netherlands
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Locke
What the hell is floorball?
Unihockey/floorball. It's an indoor equivalent of (ice)hockey.
YouTube it... It's fun!
12-09-2015, 12:37 PM
#146
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J79
Unihockey/floorball. It's an indoor equivalent of (ice)hockey.
YouTube it... It's fun!
On this side of the pond, it's just called floor hockey or ball hockey.
12-09-2015, 07:03 PM
#147
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
Ooh a Floorball mention! I play it here in seattle. Like hockey except cheaper and less violent.
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12-09-2015, 09:21 PM
#148
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: TEXAS!!
Floorball is different from floor hockey or ball hockey.
For a North American equivalent, it's more like broomball.
And no matter how hard I try, I can't make that into a semen joke.
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12-09-2015, 10:27 PM
#149
Scoring Winger
In Sweden where floorball originated, it is called Innebandy or Indoor Bandy. I think there is a professional league as well.
12-09-2015, 11:12 PM
#150
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
Can we just get back to the Semin jokes?
12-09-2015, 11:16 PM
#151
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
Quote:
Originally Posted by
BACKCHECK!!!
Floorball is different from floor hockey or ball hockey.
For a North American equivalent, it's more like broomball.
And no matter how hard I try, I can't make that into a semen joke.
Broom ball? Uh no, it's played with basically lighter hockey sticks with plastic blades.
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12-09-2015, 11:18 PM
#152
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
Good god. The thread title:
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12-10-2015, 09:31 AM
#153
Lifetime Suspension
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Can we just get back to the Semin jokes?
This is what happens after a load of Semin jokes. Once you're done pumping them out, you're spent.
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12-10-2015, 09:48 AM
#154
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
I have not yet begun to fight!!! This is SPURTA!!!!!
12-10-2015, 11:57 AM
#155
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
The real tragedy is his parents didn't give him some cool first name, like say "Max". Who knows where Semin would have ended up.
12-10-2015, 11:57 AM
#156
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Isnt everything technically 'floorball?'
All sports require a playing surface and some sort of ball-like implement.
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12-10-2015, 12:00 PM
#157
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
this needs to be played while reading this thread:
VIDEO
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12-10-2015, 01:02 PM
#158
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I got thru 41 seconds of that before I wanted to murder someone
12-10-2015, 04:41 PM
#159
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Locke
Isnt everything technically 'floorball?'
All sports require a playing surface and some sort of ball-like implement.
Got a chuckle out of this.. But basically floorball is floor hockey.. Except instead of a red ball, its a hard wiffle ball (still hurts like hell when you get hit in the nuts, I made a guy puke on the court from a wrist shot) and there is less stick hacking etc..
I've played a ton of both and they are both very fun for people that aren't the greatest ice skaters like myself.
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12-10-2015, 06:15 PM
#160
First Line Centre
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Wormius
Can we just get back to the Semin jokes?
The Habs seem to have lost their mojo since they got Semin out of their sweater.
They seemed to have a lot more spunk before he went down.
Perhaps if he gives them what they want while he's in the A they'll let him do his business where it really counts for something.
Sorry.
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