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Old 10-17-2012, 10:07 AM   #141
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To be fair, he did post about him and his G/F breaking up and needing to move...So unless they were sleeping in seperate beds he probably isn't a virgin.
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See we're not making fun of you Jamoro, we're just ####ing with you a little bit. It's all in good fun, no one is malicious in their intent. Its the internet, in case you aren't aware we all have 9 inch penises and bang supermodels on the regular.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:11 AM   #143
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That virgin comment was directed at Jamoro, not you. I know I quoted you, but I quoted you for the Shat comment.

I didn't think you were a virgin, I think Jamoro is though
No I know, I was just saying that being a non-virgin doesn't mean someone does or should know what a spart is lol.
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See we're not making fun of you Jamoro, we're just ####ing with you a little bit. It's all in good fun, no one is malicious in their intent. Its the internet, in case you aren't aware we all have 9 inch penises and bang supermodels on the regular.
We are the 1%
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Who cares? I want to know if she sparted on your chest afterwards.

And since you're a virgin and probably don't know what spart is, its similar to shart. But instead of sh*t coming out of her @ss when she farts, its sperm
Jee...zus...
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nah, i dunno I was bullied a lot in school I was always a little sensitive to criticism. sorry I dont mean to get defensive
Theres a lockout on man, we're just a bunch of really bored hockey fans that have been squabbling over minor CBA issues for a couple of months. Something new, anything new is just grabbed and run with.
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Jam, to me, this has been the most interesting thing on CP to me in a while. I think posting something personal here made you an easy target. However, i do feel you have likely made fellow CP'ers interested and curious. For that, I tip my hat. This is kind of like reality tv, without the TV. Thank you, and I wish you merry well with this endeavor you have chosen to embark on.
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I almost feel compelled to start a thread asking where is Rerun to give us his reaction to Jamoro's reaction of how the date went. No doubt Rerun is crushed at the lack of detail provided.
he'd just "jokingly" tell Jamoro to post pictures of his new lady friend or GTFO
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:47 AM   #149
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Maybe its time for the anonymus confession thread to pop up again. What happened to stang anyway? I havent seen him around in a while.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:09 PM   #150
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you guys don't even know me, but you like to talk smack. I just posted something that I though was cool that happened in my life... Wont make that mistake again
See, this is ######ed.

You went and started a thread about something relating only to yourself. What the hell do you think people are going to discuss in that thread? Politics?

Quit being a baby about it.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:11 PM   #151
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Don't forget the tossed salad.
Go for the cream pie as well. Chicks love that.

If you're going to use a condom, you might as well stay home with nudevista.com all night and save your hard earned beer money. Those things suck.
So does burning piss... so you decide what matters most.


Most importantly... don't be overly nice or charming. That garbage will land you in the Friend Zone.
Be polite and that's it. No gifts and keep the compliments to a minimum.
I'm married and I've never bought my wife a single flower, no birthday card and I've done ziltch for Valentines Day... and I never will. I figure the day I cave in, like a loving pansy, I'll fall into the same category as all the other ##### whipped meatheads out there and I'll be headed for divorce. I love my wife too much to risk it.


Anyways... Bed many Bitches.
Set this one to expire in under 3 months and trade up.
Good luck.
On the flip side your wife is probably banging someone else who makes her feel special with the odd gift.
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On the flip side your wife is probably banging someone else who makes her feel special with the odd gift.
Here we go again....Hold on, it's going to get weird in here.
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getting together soon?

Yes

did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?

No, but she did say she was not looking to get into a relationship which was a big plus for me.
Oh man, that latter part is a huge red flag for me because it's never true.
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On the flip side your wife is probably banging someone else who makes her feel special with the odd gift.

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he'd just "jokingly" tell Jamoro to post pictures of his new lady friend or GTFO
What are our chances of getting a pic with Jamoro's date and H.Landa's wife together?
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:32 PM   #156
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On the flip side your wife is probably banging someone else who makes her feel special with the odd gift.
NSFW!

Again.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:53 PM   #157
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Jee...zus...
But don't tell him when he should teach his kids to read or else he will spart all over you!
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Well CP,
As far as red flags go,
he'll have to find out...jomoro.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:26 PM   #159
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Jamoro,

Glad to hear things went well. Hope everything continues to go well for you in the future and this turns into a "relationship".

Don't listen to a lot of the idiots on here. Most of em are probably virgins anyways and good sex to them is a full bottle of lube oil and a soft hand.

Cheers..
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Jamoro,

Glad to hear things went well. Hope everything continues to go well for you in the future and this turns into a "relationship".

Don't listen to a lot of the idiots on here. Most of em are probably virgins anyways and good sex to them is a full bottle of lube oil and a soft hand.

Cheers..
MOD edit: Grow up.
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