I hate to disappoint anybody who was hoping to see this thread on the evening news, but the plan failed. I'm actually fairly confident I could have made it happen once I found the empty paint balls, but our paint ball adventure was changed to June 2. We've already played and karma bit me in the ass for even contemplating such a stunt. I fataed up my back during the game and instead of filling paint balls with jizz, for the last three weeks I've been laying around with a heating pad on my back hah.
No
Way.
But massive kudos to explain. Maybe you have the bull balls. We do appreciate that.