A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[ResAlien]

I have an overwhelming urge to push someone's buttons once I find out what those are. Be it at work, casual relationships or online I can't help myself. I just find it far too amusing to watch someone lose their mind.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

If I'm in the left hand (fast) lane on Deerfoot doing 120 kmh I'm not moving out of the way of someone who thinks we should be doing 130kmh.

I figure if I'm doing 20 kmh over the speed limit already inside the city and they need to go faster, they can go around me.

My reaction is entirely different and deferential if I'm on a regular highway.

Cowperson

Haha, you're the a-hole everyone on CP hates on deerfoot.

[wooohooo]

I used to in my undergrad years flirt with a few girls so they thought I would ask them out and thought we were in "love". Good times.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan

Well I didn't write it.

I know, I wasn't trying to call you out so sorry if it came across that way.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

I know, I wasn't trying to call you out so sorry if it came across that way.

Don't apologize in the A-hole thread. It's really counter productive.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Don't apologize in the A-hole thread. It's really counter productive.

Good point. Watch your ass next time you're driving through a crosswalk.

[To Be Quite Honest]

I shoved in the brownie without warning her first.

[Bertuzzied]

I like to put Blake Comeau in the shootout in a must win game.
Suck it!

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest

I shoved in the brownie without warning her first.

That's not really a a-hole move . . . wait it kinda is . . . but everyone does the whole whoops sorry dear wrong hole move

[wireframe]

I sometimes triple park across 3 handicapped spaces because it pisses me off when they are constantly empty.

Sometimes when someone asks for IT help and they annoy me I just give them fake advise.

[dissentowner]

When I have really raunchy farts and have the day off I will spend some quality time at Wal-Mart dropping nasty bombs in an aisle and then walk to the end and watch peoples reactions when they walk into the aisle of stench.

[To Be Quite Honest]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

That's not really a a-hole move . . . wait it kinda is . . . but everyone does the whole whoops sorry dear wrong hole move

I don't apologize!

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

If I'm in the left hand (fast) lane on Deerfoot doing 120 kmh I'm not moving out of the way of someone who thinks we should be doing 130kmh.

I figure if I'm doing 20 kmh over the speed limit already inside the city and they need to go faster, they can go around me.

My reaction is entirely different and deferential if I'm on a regular highway.

Cowperson

Eventually I will get in front of you and hit my brake.

Payback.

[Sr. Mints]

I was BBQing burgers one day and I dropped one on the ground. That one was my fiance's.

[Deegee]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

At the grocery store I don't put that divider thing after I've got my stuff on the belt just to watch the monkey behind me squirm with anxiety until they finally give in and ask if I can pass them a divider.

Try it sometime, I guarantee you the person behind you will start freaking out, it's a hilarious social experiment!

I just start loading stuff after the person in front of me to force them to place a divider. I have never placed dividers before loading my stuff.

Was never sure of the proper etiquette.

[freedogger]

I undo the lids on salt and pepper shakers at restaurants.

[Flames in 07]

Originally Posted by bradster57

I do. It was in the chinook underground parking which has 3 spots between those pillars. This guy was trying to park in 2 spots on the left stall. There was another car parked normally on the right side. I squeezed in the middle leaving enough room for me and the guy on the right.

3 spots? ah ok, then ya ... he's a ######.

[Flames in 07]

Originally Posted by Dion

It's not hard to tell based on the vehicle that was parked there. Countless drivers do it as they don't want any door dings or scratches to the paint job.

you can't tell based on the car. That's just you hating on people with nice cars.

[freedogger]

I put dog pooh in the blue box.

[Hevishot]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

And some people put everything no matter how small on their credit card to earn points.

What kind of points can you earn on a $2.00? im still shocked that most people do not even carry around $5.00 atelast they do not have to worry about being robbed.