01-11-2012, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Originally Posted by Makarov
For the record, I'm 34. My wife is 28, Bajan (from Barbados), and totally hot.
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01-11-2012, 12:07 PM
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#142
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Dont forget the carpet on the toilet seat, why tf do women think carpet and pissing go well together?
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Things that drove me crazy with the last girl I lived with.
the matching toilet seat cover, toilet top cover, rug set.
MAtching towels in the bathroom, they're for drying not for staring at.
The comfortable couch and sofa go in the basement, the nice looking but rock hard unable to nap on couch and love seat combo go in the main room.
Doilies
Reality show run on, real estate show and home renovation show run on.
the job jar or honey do list or whatever she calls it.
the scheduling, we have to go grocery shopping on this day.
Seperating whites and colors. For a guy its black stuff and non black stuff for washing, so two loads. For girls its 18 loads each with specific little instructions.
Her girlfriends come over for a cackle session, I leave the room, the huys come over for beers and hockey, she wants us to leave the house.
You think your getting regular sex and hummers when she moves in, she now wants to schedule sex, and you can't leave after because its your house and she wants to snuggle and talk.
In the old days, cigarette after sex, the greatest thing in the world and you look cool doing it. Now after sex if you want a smoke she wants you to get up, get dressed and go outside.
Perfumed stuff, she even found perfumed garbage bags.
The wardrobe change, she wants to chose her clothes.
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01-11-2012, 12:09 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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^^Maybe you were just dating a bitch? My girlfriend doesn't pull any of that crap. The previous one, however...
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01-11-2012, 12:09 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Dont forget the carpet on the toilet seat, why tf do women think carpet and pissing go well together?
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Man I hate those so much.
The bigger issue is they often prevent the toilet seat from staying up properly, so as you start taking your piss the damn seat falls mid stream! 
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01-11-2012, 12:10 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
Man I hate those so much.
The bigger issue is they often prevent the toilet seat from staying up properly, so as you start taking your piss the damn seat falls mid stream! |
I actually think they're part of some nefarious plot to make us sit to pee.
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01-11-2012, 12:15 PM
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#146
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
You think your getting regular sex and hummers when she moves in, she now wants to schedule sex, and you can't leave after because its your house and she wants to snuggle and talk.
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Deal breaker. The rest of the stuff is what you are supposed to put up with for the regular sex. Women are crazy and moving in a with man makes them instantly crazier. That's something we all have to put up with, but "scheduling" sex is ridiculous.
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01-11-2012, 12:28 PM
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#147
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by blankall
Deal breaker. The rest of the stuff is what you are supposed to put up with for the regular sex. Women are crazy and moving in a with man makes them instantly crazier. That's something we all have to put up with, but "scheduling" sex is ridiculous.
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You know how to make a woman crazy?
Put your dick in her.
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01-11-2012, 12:58 PM
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#148
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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
Man I hate those so much.
The bigger issue is they often prevent the toilet seat from staying up properly, so as you start taking your piss the damn seat falls mid stream! |
And man does it hurt when the seat drops midstream and squishes your penis against the toilet bowl.
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01-11-2012, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
Man I hate those so much.
The bigger issue is they often prevent the toilet seat from staying up properly, so as you start taking your piss the damn seat falls mid stream! |
Prop it up with a foot. Real men can pee with one foot standing.
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01-11-2012, 01:24 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by squiggs96
And man does it hurt when the seat drops midstream and squishes your penis against the toilet bowl.
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Either your a midget or a rampant masterbater.
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01-11-2012, 01:29 PM
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Posted the 6 millionth post! |
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Either your a midget or a rampant masterbater.
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When you have an 18" subway, its bound to hit the toilet seat area . . .? 
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01-11-2012, 01:29 PM
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#152
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Either your a midget or a rampant masterbater.
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Or you have a ginormous 10-foot wonder weasel.
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01-11-2012, 01:30 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
When you have an 18" subway, its bound to hit the toilet seat area . . .? |
I take it thats the 18" with cheese or did you get the ointment?
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01-11-2012, 02:45 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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This thread has been an interesting discussion at times, but I really think "Do Vancouver Men Suck?" really sucks as a title for it.
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01-11-2012, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by drhu22
This thread has been an interesting discussion at times, but I really think "Do Vancouver Men Suck?" really sucks as a title for it.
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Then complain to 'Vancouver Magazine,' its the title of the published article referenced in the first post that sparked the debate.
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01-11-2012, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Things that drove me crazy with the last girl I lived with.
the matching toilet seat cover, toilet top cover, rug set.
MAtching towels in the bathroom, they're for drying not for staring at.
The comfortable couch and sofa go in the basement, the nice looking but rock hard unable to nap on couch and love seat combo go in the main room.
Doilies
Reality show run on, real estate show and home renovation show run on.
the job jar or honey do list or whatever she calls it.
the scheduling, we have to go grocery shopping on this day.
Seperating whites and colors. For a guy its black stuff and non black stuff for washing, so two loads. For girls its 18 loads each with specific little instructions.
Her girlfriends come over for a cackle session, I leave the room, the huys come over for beers and hockey, she wants us to leave the house.
You think your getting regular sex and hummers when she moves in, she now wants to schedule sex, and you can't leave after because its your house and she wants to snuggle and talk.
In the old days, cigarette after sex, the greatest thing in the world and you look cool doing it. Now after sex if you want a smoke she wants you to get up, get dressed and go outside.
Perfumed stuff, she even found perfumed garbage bags.
The wardrobe change, she wants to chose her clothes.
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Some of these are ridiculous, I agree, but speaking as a woman, laundry is something I take seriously (har har). I do the laundry in our household. I don't mind this, but the one thing I ask is that clothes be separated - there are not 18 different groups just 5 or 6. I do this so clothes don't get wrecked (whites mixed in with colours/anything not white fade faster), delicates ( ) don't get destroyed, etc.
As far as the other stuff, it sounds like this lady you lived with ran a tight ship and was a bit crazy. Scheduling things? You go grocery shopping when you need to and sexy times should alway be spontaneous!
That being said, there is an equally long list of what men do when they live with a woman that annoys the crap out of us, but since this board is mostly frequented by men, I won't set myself up to be laughed out the door for bringing it up!
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01-11-2012, 03:32 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by allicat
Some of these are ridiculous, I agree, but speaking as a woman, laundry is something I take seriously (har har). I do the laundry in our household. I don't mind this, but the one thing I ask is that clothes be separated - there are not 18 different groups just 5 or 6. I do this so clothes don't get wrecked (whites mixed in with colours/anything not white fade faster), delicates ( ) don't get destroyed, etc.
As far as the other stuff, it sounds like this lady you lived with ran a tight ship and was a bit crazy. Scheduling things? You go grocery shopping when you need to and sexy times should alway be spontaneous!
That being said, there is an equally long list of what men do when they live with a woman that annoys the crap out of us, but since this board is mostly frequented by men, I won't set myself up to be laughed out the door for bringing it up! |
Look we guys take out the garbage take care of the hard math questions and do the heavy lifting in bed, so there is nothing that we do that you ladies can't live with
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01-11-2012, 03:37 PM
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#158
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Look we guys take out the garbage take care of the hard math questions and do the heavy lifting in bed, so there is nothing that we do that you ladies can't live with
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I do enjoy NOT having to take the garbage out anymore. That was my least favorite chore.
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01-11-2012, 03:44 PM
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#159
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Laundry is easy to get out of. All you need to do is "accidently" leave something red in the load when you are washing the whites and you are set.
Putting a nice hand wash only shirt in with dirty work clothes also has the same effect.
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01-11-2012, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Edmonton, AB
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I'm sure a lot do, but not that there is anything wrong with being attracted to the same sex.
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