08-03-2007, 01:46 PM
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#1481
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sounds like some fun weekend plans. I've been off all week, off again next, taking the kid to Toronto for a couple of days, he wants to go hasn't been since he was a toddler and doesn't remember. Touristy stuff but it will be fun to do with him, since he hasn't experienced it.
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08-03-2007, 02:10 PM
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#1482
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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The Three Word Game Story
There’s a guy with a huge wife. Her eyes are full of candy in a mall. They were jumping like a kid in a pet store full of jumping kids. Suddenly, the wife saw a big hockey player named greedy son of a guy who smelled like a block of rotten, and he went ballistic when he was locked out of his only home. He cried "What must I do for some delicious refried beans because I'm hungry!"
Then along came Gary and Bob, hand in hand, step by step, whistling in unison a tune called "So Happy Together." Gary screamed crazily and Oliwa said "Watch out, he's radioactive and crazy and I'm scared!" They then started to scrabble down four letter words for the new magazine article. He started with "Today, we must figure how to unlock the temple of ever-lasting love. Then we will forever love the hulk that crushed NHL fans’ lives forever. Forever is such great harmony and my pants are on fire because of bad sushi smeared on my enormous nether region and doused with African fire ants.
I went down on Rita McNeil with hedge shears to destroy her big black hairy cat who recently ate my pet hippopotamus named Alphonso. Alphonso was once a CP poster but turned into an OilFan poster. So he decided to jump off the bandwagon when Sundeep Malhi started spending money on Calgary Flames Attire. Car flags rule with my best memories of 2004. But my car had a flames flag but its been stolen when I was on 17th taking pictures of naked girls flashing their incredibly luscious D-sized Stanley Cups. So I finally got back to the temple of Whores and Liquor and proceeded to bang my head in and out of the sweaty sauna. Then I saw two very hairy butt cheeks named Bob and Trevor.
Suddenly the roof caved in on the big Ikea. I was covered in Swedish meatballs and irresistible bargains! Undaunted, I began to fall down a big well and landed on a mushroom. It tasted really gross, much like crap but hallucinations came so I climbed onto an undulating 350 pound lady but she kept trying to suck. I puked allover her floral moo-moo. She then began to scream like Ville Nieminen when they are interviewing Vinnie LeCavelier about the hit from behind that caused the Flames to blow a chance to win the famous Stanley Cup.
So I finally bought a hot bag of those extremely tasty, mini skirt, hiked up, chocolate covered donuts. The next day those hairy butt cheeks began to scab from all those nasty old women that I picked from the Cecil after I banged back six beers and smoked a nice Cuban cigar. This is lame so are you. This is getting very very old. Puck bunnies suck all of the….
To be continued?
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08-03-2007, 02:14 PM
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#1483
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Where did that come from BA?
Has anyone ever Scrabbled down a hallway yelling "YAHTZEE!" before?
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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08-03-2007, 02:59 PM
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#1484
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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WOOHOO! I got my new glasses today! They're spiffy! And new sunglasses which are also spiffy! And now i can really go camping.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-03-2007, 03:03 PM
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#1485
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Originally Posted by bigtmac19
Yes, he's pretty funny, I liked the first season better. The skit they do this year with the lady at the spa, grosses me out so much, even though you know it's not real, it's just gross.
I love Dafvid (sp?), "the only gay in the village". amd the one with the guy in the wheelchair.
Does cross the line sometimes.
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Oh the spa ladies ones are sooooo gross.....it's awful to watch but it definitely reminds you of how much more relaxed the censor rules are over in Europe than here!
(& in this case, strangely enough builds the case for censorship....no-one needs to look at Frankenstein!  )
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08-03-2007, 03:04 PM
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#1486
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Where did everyone go?? Am I the only person still stuck at work? Now what the hell am i going to do for the last 2 hours of work *sigh* i feel so lonely..
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08-03-2007, 03:08 PM
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#1487
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by arsenal
Where did everyone go?? Am I the only person still stuck at work? Now what the hell am i going to do for the last 2 hours of work *sigh* i feel so lonely..
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I having real problems staying motivated right now, and the thing is I'm behind on a project and will probably need to come in again over the weekend. I'm just hatin' being here right now.
Maybe some tuneage will help....
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-03-2007, 03:13 PM
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#1488
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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I'm not sure how to do the whole YouTube embedding thing but if anyone does want to stare at Bubbles (the spa lady on Little Britain that was mentioned above) here's a great intro......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLsVi9m0Tsg
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08-03-2007, 03:25 PM
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#1489
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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i like bubbles...
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08-03-2007, 03:46 PM
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#1490
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl
I'm not sure how to do the whole YouTube embedding thing but if anyone does want to stare at Bubbles (the spa lady on Little Britain that was mentioned above) here's a great intro......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLsVi9m0Tsg |
As far as the youtube thing....
See the part of your link after the ?v=
The bunch of characters yLsVi9m0Tsg
You just put those letters in between some youtube tags, so it looks like this:
[youtube]yLsVi9m0Tsg[/youtube]
Then when you post your remark, the youtube window pops up.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-03-2007, 04:03 PM
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#1491
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: SW Calgary
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These Miss Vickie's vintage cheddar and red onion chips are pretty tasty.
I've been noticing the last month more exotic types of flavours coming out. Anyone try the Curry flavoured chips yet? I've been tempted to grab them a couple times but passed them up for good ol' ketchup chips.
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08-03-2007, 04:05 PM
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#1492
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Franchise Player
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I recommend that you don't pick up the fries and gravy flavour.
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08-03-2007, 04:07 PM
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#1493
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
As far as the youtube thing....
See the part of your link after the ?v=
The bunch of characters yLsVi9m0Tsg
You just put those letters in between some youtube tags, so it looks like this:
[youtube]yLsVi9m0Tsg[/youtube]
Then when you post your remark, the youtube window pops up.
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Thanks Bobblehead! I knew it wasn't terribly hard, just couldn't make the search find those directions elsewhere! 
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08-03-2007, 04:09 PM
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#1494
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Alright suckas, I am blowing this popsicle stand.
To be continued when i get home...
For those leaving for the weekend, have fun, be safe.
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08-03-2007, 04:12 PM
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#1495
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the land of high expectations...
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Originally Posted by arsenal
Alright suckas, I am blowing this popsicle stand.
To be continued when i get home...
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Oh no fair!!!! I want to leave toooooooooo!!!!! 
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08-03-2007, 05:26 PM
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#1496
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Had an idea!
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What is with you people and this thread falling below 10th on the OT list? Tsk, tsk, tsk....
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08-03-2007, 05:31 PM
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#1497
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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We're all on holidays.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-03-2007, 05:35 PM
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#1498
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Had an idea!
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Oh cool...guess I'll be the one keeping the thread going throughout the weekend... 
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08-03-2007, 05:36 PM
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#1499
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Had an idea!
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08-03-2007, 05:37 PM
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#1500
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Azure
Oh cool...guess I'll be the one keeping the thread going throughout the weekend... |
*pat pat* I'm sure others will pop in occasionally.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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