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Old 04-16-2024, 09:40 AM   #14581
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I suppose, but my kids are applying for summer jobs at the Stampede and they’re asking for void cheques.
Yeah btimbit is right, thats just terminology or the payroll person only understands 'looking at the cheque.'

Which is possible because only Accountants who cant stand the heat get into Payroll.

Almost every online banking service will provide a 'Void Cheque' service to have the Direct Deposit information.

Because, lets be honest, what kid has cheques? I have cheques, but I'm a business and even then I rarely use them.
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A what now? Who writes cheques anymore? Did you also bring in some rolls of pennies and ask to update your bank book?
Anyone with kids in sports. We were forever writing deposit cheques that would never get cashed but you had to do it for all kinds of crap that went along with the season. I don't know when the last time I actually wrote a cheque that was cashed was but we wrote dozens over the years that never were. Huge waste of money.

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Old 04-16-2024, 10:06 AM   #14583
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How do people wear sandals? These things just fall off my feet unless I walk a certain way that kills my legs

Screw it I'm wearing shoes to the beach today. Or I'll go buy old man sandals with all the straps
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Old 04-16-2024, 10:13 AM   #14584
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How do people wear sandals? These things just fall off my feet unless I walk a certain way that kills my legs

Screw it I'm wearing shoes to the beach today. Or I'll go buy old man sandals with all the straps
Whaaa??? Sandals are literally God's footwear. Show me an image of God where he's not wearing sandals or barefoot!

You never see God in Doc Martins or dress shoes or a pair of Nikes!

Are you saying God is wrong?

God wears Sandals. Buddha wears sandals, Ghandi wore sandals, Vishnu wore sandals! Zeus and Jupiter and that whole Pantheon! I dont know about Mohammad because we're not allowed to see a lot of pictures of him but its a decent bet he wore sandals.

'tis the footwear of the Gods!
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How do people wear sandals? These things just fall off my feet unless I walk a certain way that kills my legs

Screw it I'm wearing shoes to the beach today. Or I'll go buy old man sandals with all the straps
#humblebrag

Go barefoot. The cuts and burns are your punishment for mentioning the beach while we deal with yet more snow.
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Whaaa??? Sandals are literally God's footwear. Show me an image of God where he's not wearing sandals or barefoot!

You never see God in Doc Martins or dress shoes or a pair of Nikes!

Are you saying God is wrong?

God wears Sandals. Buddha wears sandals, Ghandi wore sandals, Vishnu wore sandals! Zeus and Jupiter and that whole Pantheon! I dont know about Mohammad because we're not allowed to see a lot of pictures of him but its a decent bet he wore sandals.

'tis the footwear of the Gods!
Yeah because it's the technology of the time! If Jebus were around today I bet he'd rock a pair of Jordans
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Old 04-16-2024, 10:18 AM   #14587
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Yeah because it's the technology of the time! If Jebus were around today I bet he'd rock a pair of Jordans
With the Pumps? To send a message!

"This time, Jebus ain't playin' around!"
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With the Pumps? To send a message!

"This time, Jebus ain't playin' around!"
Exactly! We keep hearing about how Jesus has risen. That's just all the air time he gets
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Exactly! We keep hearing about how Jesus has risen. That's just all the air time he gets
But can Jesus dunk?
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#humblebrag

Go barefoot. The cuts and burns are your punishment for mentioning the beach while we deal with yet more snow.
If it makes you feel any better I wanted to go to Denver

Stupid wife and her beaches and buying me flip flops
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If it makes you feel any better I wanted to go to Denver

Stupid wife and her beaches and buying me flip flops
I was only joking. I could never envy someone stuck on a beach.

Get some tactical sandals. No reason you can't look badass while you vacay.
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Flip flops are for garbage people anyway. Buy some proper sandals or some clogs.
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Flip flops are for garbage people anyway. Buy some proper sandals or some clogs.
Silence you!

*Posted while wearing sandals*
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Flip flops are for garbage people anyway. Buy some proper sandals or some clogs.
I used to live in flip flops every chance I got.

But now I am older they destroy my back ankle.

I have been rocking these bad boys, which my kids hate, but my ankle loves.

Also unlike Birkenstocks I can make mirco adjustments on the tightness

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Jebus doesn't walk on the beach in sandals. He walks on the water.
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Can you make that bigger?
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Can you make that bigger?
I cant even see the logo or where to get them from. At least double that size. Minimum.
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I cant even see the logo or where to get them from.
Can't have you stealing my drip
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Can't have you stealing my drip
Is that terminology from the 1860s? I've never heard that.
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