04-04-2024, 09:38 AM
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#14181
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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Originally Posted by fotze2
I do like the trend of urinal barriers and stalls that don't have 4 feet open on the bottom. I pretty much didn't doodoo in public until I was 40 for those reasons.
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I feel bad for you, I poop when I need to poop. It makes the whole thing relaxing.
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04-04-2024, 09:39 AM
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#14182
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
I feel bad for you, I poop when I need to poop. It makes the whole thing relaxing.
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Ewww. Homebase for me. You're just out there dry wiping in public with one-ply tissue? That's fkn sick. No bidet? How do you not just exist in hell until you can get home and have a shower. Unless you bring wetwipes around with you. I have a couple of emergency ones JIC, but they get used maybe once every year or so.
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04-04-2024, 09:43 AM
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#14183
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electric boogaloo
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Ewww. Homebase for me. You're just out there dry wiping in public with one-ply tissue? That's fkn sick. No bidet? How do you not just exist in hell until you can get home and have a shower. Unless you bring wetwipes around with you. I have a couple of emergency ones JIC, but they get used maybe once every year or so.
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Sliver must have the most exquisite turd cutter.
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04-04-2024, 09:44 AM
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#14184
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Uncle Chester
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He does.
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04-04-2024, 09:46 AM
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#14185
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Originally Posted by fotze2
Do you sit on those facing the wall?
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Nope.
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04-04-2024, 09:46 AM
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#14186
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Ewww. Homebase for me. You're just out there dry wiping in public with one-ply tissue? That's fkn sick. No bidet? How do you not just exist in hell until you can get home and have a shower. Unless you bring wetwipes around with you. I have a couple of emergency ones JIC, but they get used maybe once every year or so.
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I will poop at home when I can, but holding your poop all day? That cant be good for you.
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04-04-2024, 09:49 AM
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#14187
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
I will poop at home when I can, but holding your poop all day? That cant be good for you.
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Get yourself regular if you can. I'm not holding anything. I take care of my business after my morning workout and before my shower. There's no way I'm walking around with a dirty rim all day.
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04-04-2024, 09:52 AM
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#14188
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electric boogaloo
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Too bad Jiri wasn't still a mod, because this thread needs an "Enough!" followed by it being closed.
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04-04-2024, 09:56 AM
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#14189
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Table 5
Nope.
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This looks frighteningly close to a ####ter I used at a MASH once.
seats all next to each other, 10 a side no barriers.
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Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993
Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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04-04-2024, 09:56 AM
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#14190
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Get yourself regular if you can. I'm not holding anything. I take care of my business after my morning workout and before my shower. There's no way I'm walking around with a dirty rim all day.
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A dirty rim? the Queen could eat off mine.
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04-04-2024, 09:57 AM
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#14191
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
A dirty rim? the Queen could eat off mine.
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Is that why she died?
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04-04-2024, 09:57 AM
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#14192
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
A dirty rim? the Queen could eat off mine.
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#### the Queen
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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04-04-2024, 09:58 AM
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#14193
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by fotze2
When a nerdy co-worker takes a piss next to you and lets out a big grandma fart as if his ass has labia that look like Homers lips when he burps. I just said "fata" and got the hell out of there.
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Mission accomplished.
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04-04-2024, 10:03 AM
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#14194
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Ewww. Homebase for me. You're just out there dry wiping in public with one-ply tissue? That's fkn sick. No bidet? How do you not just exist in hell until you can get home and have a shower. Unless you bring wetwipes around with you. I have a couple of emergency ones JIC, but they get used maybe once every year or so.
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This has been discussed many times before.
If you spent anytime working in the patch you learn to go when you need to go.
If you aren't offended by the frozen pyramid in a porta-potty...then you are good to go anywhere.
Most operators I've worked with always keep a roll or two in their trucks "Just in Case"...
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04-04-2024, 10:07 AM
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#14195
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Nufy
This has been discussed many times before.
If you spent anytime working in the patch you learn to go when you need to go.
If you aren't offended by the frozen pyramid in a porta-potty...then you are good to go anywhere.
Most operators I've worked with always keep a roll or two in their trucks "Just in Case"...
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I worked outside for 10 years. Doesn't mean now that I don't I'm going to continue to live like a caveman. It's not like I can't crap in public; it's that I choose to use the cleanest toilet of which I know that also has a bidet.
I mean, you could probably clean yourself in Sikome Lake or in the Bow River, but I imagine you time your showers to happen at home. Crapping is no different if you like to be the cleanest version of yourself.
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04-04-2024, 10:07 AM
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#14196
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Nufy
If you aren't offended by the frozen pyramid in a porta-potty...then you are good to go anywhere.
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We were on a gun range course once and it was -freezing.
The two hole ####ter for 50 people saw a lot of work.
One night during a night shoot at around 2am I was spending some time on the ####ter when buddy came in. We rubbed shoulders, cuz it was a tight fit and as he sat down he jumped right back up with a shout. He turned around with his pants at his ankles and junk out. He turned on a pen light to see a pyramid of #### with a clear mark from where his butt cheeks had just sat.
He gave himself a frozen #### suppository.
#### that was funny.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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04-04-2024, 10:09 AM
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#14197
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
This looks frighteningly close to a ####ter I used at a MASH once.
seats all next to each other, 10 a side no barriers.
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Probably a really efficient system though. Nobody is going in there without really having to, and no one is staying longer than absolutely necessary.
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04-04-2024, 10:12 AM
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#14198
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Wormius
Probably a really efficient system though. Nobody is going in there without really having to, and no one is staying longer than absolutely necessary.
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The Kenyans overseas used a big open pit with seats on the edge of it and left it open to the world.
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Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993
Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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04-04-2024, 10:23 AM
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#14199
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Ewww. Homebase for me. You're just out there dry wiping in public with one-ply tissue? That's fkn sick. No bidet? How do you not just exist in hell until you can get home and have a shower. Unless you bring wetwipes around with you. I have a couple of emergency ones JIC, but they get used maybe once every year or so.
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Yeah I'm the same way. Homebase only unless absolutely an emergency (taco bell)
My homebase consists of a smart toilet, charmin and then huggies baby wipes to finish it all off.
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04-04-2024, 10:36 AM
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#14200
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by fotze2
Sliver must have the most exquisite turd cutter.
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Yes, 6'4" hairy dudes are definitely known for their exquisite turd cutters.
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