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Old 07-20-2010, 09:35 PM   #121
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:35 PM   #122
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I personally like to go with the huge title that makes no sense. For instance, in Vlad's case something like this would be appropriate.

Duncan william, third wind upon the bridge that cast away a stone of hertfordshire, Born and bread by the waters of time, on an island far away upon the hill of stone, three queens breasts carefully placed upon a mouth, the hurricane of Hades will thrash upon the princes brow, before three days shall pass .... Impaler.

I personally think it would be classic for your HEIR to have his full name (^ahem) pronounced in its entirety in grade one attendance.

NOTE : Name must be read in a LOTR esque english female accent with gloomy style music playing behind it.
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:59 PM   #124
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Drake the Impaler.
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:52 AM   #125
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Just by way of update, after consulting the veto-wielding entity, octothorp is in the lead and stands to get tickets if this becomes official...
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Old 07-21-2010, 01:24 PM   #126
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:34 PM   #127
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:39 PM   #128
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"So dad how did you come up with naming me?"

"A bunch of nerds named you, now go to your room!"
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:46 PM   #129
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:58 PM   #130
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:58 PM   #131
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Just a comment from a different viewpoint - What about going with a North American name? I know its old school, but a lot of people still distrust Russians... I hope that won't be a problem in the future, but if you want to North Americanize him and remove some of that natural distrust North Americans have of Russians... Pull some Chinese action out of your hat and name him Howard.
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:01 PM   #132
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Old 07-21-2010, 04:16 PM   #133
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Old 07-21-2010, 04:20 PM   #134
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Old 07-21-2010, 04:46 PM   #135
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Vlad, knowing Mrs. Impaler as I do I agree she will not agree to name the little tyke Josef Stalin Impaler. I don't really care what you name him but am kind of partial to Wayne for some reason. Don't ever change your name. VladtheImpaler is absolutely, totally, positively the coolest user name on all of the Internet. Head and shoulders No. 1! If you ever do give it up, I will change my first name to Vladimir and will take over your user name.
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Old 07-22-2010, 05:12 AM   #138
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I see what you did there.

Might as well add Viktor, Kolya, Nicky and Misha.

Or moving on to another classic, how about:
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What would you think of Scott?
Maybe just Mo?
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