08-12-2009, 09:39 PM
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#121
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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me 13, her 14,
in the forest at a summer trailer resort. Took a few attempts, over a couple of weeks to finally get it right. Did it a few more times. She told me she was pregnant. I was going to quit school at 13, and get a job to support a family. Good thing she was wrong abuot the pregnancy thing, either lieing or just confused about it.
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08-13-2009, 08:09 AM
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#122
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN
Who are you people?? Having sex at 10?? 13?? Jesus. I remember wanking it for the first time at 14 and when it happened, I didn't know what the hell was wrong with me. I went to the washroom to look at it and I freaked out and was like, "Wow, I can do that?? "...........my life has never been the same since.
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Haha, I'd say that moment was more life-changing for myself than losing my virginity was.
Oh, and 18. Took me about fifteen minutes to get it up because I was so nervous. Thankfully I no longer have that problem. 
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08-13-2009, 08:27 AM
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#123
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo29
Haha, I'd say that moment was more life-changing for myself than losing my virginity was.
Oh, and 18. Took me about fifteen minutes to get it up because I was so nervous. Thankfully I no longer have that problem. |
But if you can't get it up, doesn't she have to play longer? Wouldn't that be beneficial?
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-13-2009, 08:57 AM
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#124
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by FireFly
But if you can't get it up, doesn't she have to play longer? Wouldn't that be beneficial?
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Leon Phelps: What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps
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08-13-2009, 09:27 AM
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#125
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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17. She was 18. In her best friend's house while she was house sitting.
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08-13-2009, 09:37 AM
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#126
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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I love how this thread has turned into a youthful / dirty game of clue.
With a 17 years, in my grandparents house, with extreme awkwardness.
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08-13-2009, 09:44 AM
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#127
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Powerplay Quarterback
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i was 21 years old, did it with a slightly older newfie chick in the staff accomodation in kananaskis.
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08-13-2009, 10:00 AM
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#128
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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It all depends on what your defintion of "is" is.
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08-13-2009, 10:00 AM
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#129
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Voted for Kodos
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25.
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08-13-2009, 10:52 AM
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#130
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
It all depends on what your defintion of "is" is.
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Favorite Clinton line ever!
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-13-2009, 12:07 PM
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#131
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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First time was 14 in the penthouse party room of the building my girlfriend's uncle was the superintendent of just before I moved away forever. It was actually like a story out of Penthouse Forum with a very short conclusion. Then, re-virginized until 23, completely lost my mojo when I hit high school for some reason, I was in the friend zone of every chick in high school, and for some reason the couple decent ones that I'm sure would have been willing to, weren't good enough for me... pathetic, but true. My second time ever was with my future wife and so has every time since.
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08-13-2009, 12:19 PM
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#132
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by enthused
I don't think you should generalize that it's a big decision for all girls. I'm a girl, and I don't really feel like my first time was a life-changing experience.
I was 17, and it was with a foreigner who was only there for the summer.
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Also a girl and also agree. I grew up in a town where I would have been considered a saint for waiting as long as I did. I was just almost 16, in my boyfriends 1988 Ford Ranger by the Buffalo Ranch.
I really am a superhick.
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08-13-2009, 12:55 PM
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#133
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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22. The gondola that used to be in the Den at U of C.
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08-13-2009, 03:04 PM
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#134
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Powerplay Quarterback
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20, with a girl who I eventually married.
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08-13-2009, 03:19 PM
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#135
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
20, with a girl who I eventually married.
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I actually envy you to some extent - seriously. I wound up marrying 1 out of every 20 or so, and sometimes I wish I went your route... 
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08-13-2009, 03:20 PM
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#136
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by jacenta
Also a girl and also agree. I grew up in a town where I would have been considered a saint for waiting as long as I did. I was just almost 16, in my boyfriends 1988 Ford Ranger by the Buffalo Ranch.
I really am a superhick.
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Dekeyser's?
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08-13-2009, 04:09 PM
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#137
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
20, with a girl who I eventually married.
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Whats your total....5 and counting?
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-13-2009, 04:44 PM
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#138
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Whats your total....5 and counting?
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Nah just a deuce. We did long distance for a while so I got a local gf.
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08-14-2009, 12:28 AM
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#139
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yads
Nah just a deuce. We did long distance for a while so I got a local gf.
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A local gf while doing long distance? Isn't that cheating?! 
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08-14-2009, 12:30 AM
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#140
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06
A local gf while doing long distance? Isn't that cheating?! |
It happens.
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