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Old 06-23-2009, 07:36 PM   #121
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How deliciously appropriate that this thread got bumped just as I sit down to enjoy my t bone steak.

Oh baby.
And i my baby back ribs...mmmmm dead pig. I had dead cow last night. God bless the food chain.
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And i my baby back ribs...mmmmm dead pig. I had dead cow last night. God bless the food chain.

If the Simpsons has taught me anything, which it has, it is that man is at the top of the food chain.

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And i my baby back ribs...mmmmm dead pig. I had dead cow last night. God bless the food chain.
What is this food chain you speak of? I thought I was benefiting from the proceeds of murder?!?
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:41 PM   #124
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What is this food chain you speak of? I thought I was benefiting from the proceeds of murder?!?
You/we are! Its awesome isn't it?
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:36 PM   #125
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:51 PM   #126
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:10 AM   #127
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They had to label the steak "BEEF"?
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:29 AM   #128
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Apparently Global is predicting today to be a slow news day. They are doing a special segment on magpies on their 6:00 news.
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Old 06-24-2009, 09:44 AM   #129
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Apparently Global is predicting today to be a slow news day. They are doing a special segment on magpies on their 6:00 news.

Hmm...

Ought to be interesting, I think I'll tune into to that.

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Old 06-24-2009, 09:55 AM   #130
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Hmm...

Ought to be interesting, I think I'll tune into to that.

Thank you.
Maybe we will see some home video from your neighbors of you running around the yard chasing them with a hose
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Old 06-24-2009, 09:57 AM   #131
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I sure hope so. Then all we have to do is add some Benny Hill music and we have an instant classic!
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:12 AM   #132
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Anyhoo,

Every spring the robins and the magpies battle it out in my yard to claim it. Sometimes the robins win, sometimes the magpies win.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:17 AM   #133
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MAGPIE

Ingredients 1 oz. Cream 0.5 oz. white creme de cacao 1 oz. Melon liqueur 1 oz. Vodka

Directions
Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a glass filled with ice.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:31 AM   #134
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Anyhoo,

Every spring the robins and the magpies battle it out in my yard to claim it. Sometimes the robins win, sometimes the magpies win.
I wish I could see that animal action. My yard is pretty lame. Only robins. I gotta put out more seeds or something.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:37 AM   #135
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For the record, I don't agree that humans are animals.

However, if dissentower truly believes that we are animals, equal to all other animals, then killing the Magpies is perfectly fine so long as they are in your yard. That is your territory, and so you should kill them. Animals fight to the death over territory everyday.

You're also free to kill the Magpie if you think it looked at your girlfriend sexy.
You don't believe we are animals? lol. We are from the primate family, science has proved this. I hate to tell you this but you are in fact an advanced ape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
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I always viewed humans as animals...........
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:46 AM   #137
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"I am not an animal, I am a Human being."
-The Elephant Man

"I wanna $%& you like an animal."
-Trent Reznor

Speaking of animals, which is the best bear?
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You don't believe we are animals? lol. We are from the primate family, science has proved this. I hate to tell you this but you are in fact an advanced ape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
If it's on Wikipedia, it must be true!
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:55 AM   #139
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You don't believe we are animals? lol. We are from the primate family, science has proved this. I hate to tell you this but you are in fact an advanced ape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

weird when I look I see that humans arent animals!!
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Old 06-24-2009, 11:08 AM   #140
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Saying humans are not animals is ridiculous! I cannot believe some people believe this, this is something you learn in public school!!! Oh boy...the superiority complex of some people!
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