06-18-2009, 03:50 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Man, some chicks are weird. One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked. I thought it was the strangest thing in the history of mankind, so I told my buddy about it and he replied with a story of a girl he used to do that liked to be punched in the face (yeah, yeah, I should date her).
That's some risky business. All it takes is the slightest reason for her to be pissed off at you and she's in the cop shop talking about getting choked or punched.
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Why do many women only want to watch TV shows that involve women being chased, murdered, kidnapped, threatened, stalked, raped, assaulted etc? Why is this so entertaining for them?
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06-18-2009, 03:51 PM
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#122
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
I've come across this before too, apparently getting your oxygen supply cut off somehow intensifies orgasms.
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Sincerely, David Carradine
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06-18-2009, 03:51 PM
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#123
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
I've come across this before too, apparently getting your oxygen supply cut off somehow intensifies orgasms.
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what? too soon?
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06-18-2009, 03:52 PM
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#124
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Bagor
It took 116 replies to reach that conclusion?
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Most of the replies were friggin hilarious. This thread didn't get insightful until the last page or so.
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Originally Posted by Madman
Good thinking, because the gear after you are married is Park.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!
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06-18-2009, 03:53 PM
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#125
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Norm!
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-18-2009, 03:54 PM
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#126
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Dude, seriously, just because you are a pushover doesn't mean everyone is like you. I know, it's something you will not understand, but try to imagine a bizarro world where you are actually in charge of your life. Confidence is what gets you women, dude. Lose that, and you lose your sex life.
I never said cutting myself off indicates I'm in control or a master of seduction. That's just dumb, man. It doesn't make sense, and if it doesn't make sense, it's WRONG.
There are so many dudes out there who just don't get it. When you start acting within that "yes dear" mentality, you lose.
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Jesus guy, what are you, 12?
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06-18-2009, 03:54 PM
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#127
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
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HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy crap wow.
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06-18-2009, 03:54 PM
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#128
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
I dated a girl that liked to be choked and just treated like an absolute skank during sex. It was definitely a red flag, but that didn't stop me. A fun eight months.
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I was sleeping with a girl that was kind of like that too. She got off on being slapped around during sex. I just couldn't do it.
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06-18-2009, 03:56 PM
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#129
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by alltherage
You know... the more I think about this, the more I think I didn't really think about this.
I really like the mentality that rather than stop pedalling for a while and then start again, that we keep going and find another gear on the wedding/honeymoon night.
Man, CP is a powerful brain trust.
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Since you quoted my post when you came to this realization, I'm going to take credit.
As a reward you can give me full access to the bridesmaids for three months 
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06-18-2009, 03:56 PM
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#130
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by MickMcGeough
Jesus guy, what are you, 12?
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Really? Haha, sweet rebuttle man.
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06-18-2009, 03:56 PM
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#131
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
I was sleeping with a girl that was kind of like that too. She got off on being slapped around during sex. I just couldn't do it.
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Put on some head-ridges and spank her with a Batleth while bearing your fangs. You'll get over it.
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06-18-2009, 03:57 PM
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#132
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
I was sleeping with a girl that was kind of like that too. She got off on being slapped around during sex. I just couldn't do it.
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Were you in the same room as Malcomk14 or did she make you leave when he was there?
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06-18-2009, 03:57 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Since you quoted my post when you came to this realization, I'm going to take credit.
As a reward you can give me full access to the bridesmaids for three months |
Let me tell you, some of them are really hot, too. I'll have to PM you some bride's maid photos after the big day.
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06-18-2009, 03:58 PM
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#134
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Were you in the same room as Malcomk14 or did she make you leave when he was there?
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He was there originally, but then went Christian Bale on the producer and stormed out after Malcom14 got promoted to the back-door instead of him for the climax. 
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06-18-2009, 04:00 PM
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#135
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Man, some chicks are weird. One chick I knew liked to be choked. No kidding. Hand around the neck, choked. I thought it was the strangest thing in the history of mankind, so I told my buddy about it and he replied with a story of a girl he used to do that liked to be punched in the face (yeah, yeah, I should date her).
That's some risky business. All it takes is the slightest reason for her to be pissed off at you and she's in the cop shop talking about getting choked or punched.
"Honestly, your honour! She repeatedly asked me to choke her. When I did, she told me harder!"
"Yeah, right. Two years in the clink"
*THUMP*
But I've never met a chick that wanted to abstain for three months. 3-5 days, once a month is pretty normal, though.
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that's just a good excuse to set up a video camera to catch all the action.
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06-18-2009, 04:02 PM
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#136
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Let me tell you, some of them are really hot, too. I'll have to PM you some bride's maid photos after the big day.
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Why PM? who do you think you are, Miss Kat? share with the rest of us.
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06-18-2009, 04:03 PM
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#137
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Really? Haha, sweet rebuttle man.
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Yeah, really. I'm saying the same thing everyone else is. That this couldn't possibly have been your idea, it's an awful idea, and that it's a ridiculous way to make sex "special". I'm just less nice about it.
Anyway you seem to be agreeing with me now that getting cut off for 3 months is in no way for your benefit. Good for you that CPs around!
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06-18-2009, 04:03 PM
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#138
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Missed the bus
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I used to date a chick that would challenge me to do things... like we'd be making out, and after like 5 seconds she'd be shoving my face in her... sexy parts... and saying how she couldn't believe I wasn't there yet...
Some women ARE crazy.
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06-18-2009, 04:04 PM
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#139
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by MickMcGeough
Yeah, really. I'm saying the same thing everyone else is. That this couldn't possibly have been your idea, it's an awful idea, and that it's a ridiculous way to make sex "special". I'm just less nice about it.
Anyway you seem to be agreeing with me now that getting cut off for 3 months is in no way for your benefit. Good for you that CPs around!
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Man you lost all credibility when you threw out the "are you 12" remark. Just back away quietly.
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Originally Posted by awildermode
Why PM? who do you think you are, Miss Kat? share with the rest of us.
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Haha, I might have to add you to the list or something. I have a feeling they wouldn't appreciate being drolled over by the internets!
Oh, and I came to that conclusion on my own everyone!! *applause*
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06-18-2009, 04:06 PM
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#140
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: COWTOWN
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
I dated a girl that liked to be choked and just treated like an absolute skank during sex. It was definitely a red flag, but that didn't stop me. A fun eight months.
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link to video or it didn't happen!!!
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