06-12-2009, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
I think this requires further study. Perhaps I could get a research grant so I could hire some, ahem, research assistants.
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I did some research last night, studies still inconclusive....
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06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
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#122
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Norm!
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You need a controll group damnit
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06-12-2009, 12:50 PM
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#123
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
If you put it in her butt you don't have to worry about withdrawal!  |
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06-12-2009, 12:51 PM
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#124
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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
The most recent studies have indicated that is completely false information, and if anything comes out with your pre-junk, it's left from your final shot last time.
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Saaaay... don't you date high schoolers? Is this just wishful thinking that you didn't ruin some poor 18 year olds prom?
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06-12-2009, 12:55 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Originally Posted by peter12
Saaaay... don't you date high schoolers? Is this just wishful thinking that you didn't ruin some poor 18 year olds prom?
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He hasn't dated a higshchool girl in quite some time.
He is however, still quite adept at ruining proms. 
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06-12-2009, 01:09 PM
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#126
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
He hasn't dated a higshchool girl in quite some time.
He is however, still quite adept at ruining proms. |
He must miss it.
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06-12-2009, 01:52 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
Your wife/girlfriend has never had a poo-baby?
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Oh man. Oh man.
I think I'm gonna puke I'm laughing so hard!
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06-12-2009, 01:55 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
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Sperm held in the mouth will not be damaged as long as it's protected in its gel-like form.
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Good to know.
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06-12-2009, 01:58 PM
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#129
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Not the one...
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In grade 7, a classmate asked how long sperm could survive in an aquarium. The teacher shut the whole class down and we had to write out the dictionary.
He actually wanted to know.
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06-12-2009, 01:59 PM
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#130
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Sperm held in the mouth will not be damaged as long as it's protected in its gel-like form.
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06-12-2009, 02:00 PM
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#131
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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I knew I watched all that porn for a reason! They were INSTRUCTIONAL videos!!
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06-12-2009, 03:23 PM
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Norm!
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We had a girl in our high school science class that asked the teacher why sperm tasted so salty when he talked about the sugar content of it.
It was an awesome day of science class.
Edit forgot the winky face thingy. To late to add it on
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Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 06-12-2009 at 04:14 PM.
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06-12-2009, 03:39 PM
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#133
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
We had a girl in our high school science class that asked the teacher why sperm tasted so salty when he talked about the sugar content of it.
It was an awesome day of science class.
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Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
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06-12-2009, 03:42 PM
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#134
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
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Likely due to the even distribution of bimbos across all cities in the western world.
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06-12-2009, 03:50 PM
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#135
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Wow, you must have been in the same science class as about 100 other people I know many of which came from different places and are different ages.
What a weird coincidnece.
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http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp
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06-12-2009, 03:52 PM
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#136
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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Nice, Because the tastebuds for sweet are on the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat.
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06-12-2009, 03:55 PM
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#137
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One of the Nine
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Did I ever tell you that I've been struck by lightning seven times? One time, it was in biology class...
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06-13-2009, 02:23 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Originally Posted by octothorp
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I know several people that can attest to this actually happening in a Bio 30 class at St. Francis in the 2001/2002 school year. I was only in grade 11 but I was taking a 30 level class. I could even name the girl who did it if I had a yearbook. I believe it was in the fall semester because that was also the class in which 9/11 happened.
It did have a slight variation that when the teacher mentioned it was full of sugar she remarked "that's why it is sweet".
I believe Mrs Doherty-Amantea (sp?) was the teacher.
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06-13-2009, 08:09 PM
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#139
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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A mans diet and lifestyle has EVERYTHING to do with his ummmm....."taste".
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06-13-2009, 08:17 PM
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#140
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck
A mans diet and lifestyle has EVERYTHING to do with his ummmm....."taste".
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kiwis and strawberries. kiwis and strawberries.
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