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Old 06-05-2009, 10:37 AM   #121
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I just wonder what the point of that is. Is she trying to look like a giraffe? Cause that's what I get out of the orange and yellow there...
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:51 AM   #122
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didn't you know? Giraffe is so in
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I prefer tan lines, even ones like that, to tattoos.
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I prefer tan lines, even ones like that, to tattoos.
While I wouldn't get inked myself I think tattoos can be tasteful.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:24 AM   #125
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Though i am not a huge tattoo fan.. They can have there uses

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Old 06-05-2009, 12:11 PM   #127
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Beer guts ar gross!!! I admit to being pretty superficial about men, but my preferences are odd compared to a lot of women. I likebalx guys, very fair guys.., but actually if I really liked the guy none if that would matter . We all know people who surprise us by ending up with someone toally opposite oftheir "standards".

Is this your dream dude?

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Old 06-05-2009, 12:17 PM   #128
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:22 PM   #129
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Tubes tops are very meh, I find that for every one girl who looks good in one there are about 40 that shouldn't be wearing one at all.

I don't get the joke with the mailman dog thing but the other pictures are hilarious.
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:47 PM   #131
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I also don't like tan lines but for the other reason; I don't think tans should be seen as beautiful.

Everyone knows the 40 year old who tans a lot who has the skin of a football.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:41 PM   #132
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I also don't like tan lines but for the other reason; I don't think tans should be seen as beautiful.

Everyone knows the 40 year old who tans a lot who has the skin of a football.
Mmmm... football skin...

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It's a good thing that the best I can do is skin colour. Or red. Those are my two options. Also, all you men with skinny chicks... that's what she'll look like in 40 years. Enjoy!
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:48 PM   #134
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Scary thing is the woman in that picture is 34! She just spent 32 of those years in the sun
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Also, all you men with skinny chicks... that's what she'll look like in 40 years. Enjoy!
But what will the fat chicks look like in 40 years? I'm guessing they won't be a pretty sight in a bikini either!
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It's a good thing that the best I can do is skin colour. Or red. Those are my two options. Also, all you men with skinny chicks... that's what she'll look like in 40 years. Enjoy!
Yes, I agree (as a fellow ginger). At some point you have to just embrace the white & freckles, because there is absolutely no way to pull off red & peeling in an attractive way. I've tried.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:41 PM   #137
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Yes, I agree (as a fellow ginger). At some point you have to just embrace the white & freckles, because there is absolutely no way to pull off red & peeling in an attractive way. I've tried.
Doesn't green counteract redness? Lol.

I've got mad skills though in that I can be red and NOT peel. Oh yuh.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:16 PM   #138
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I also don't like tan lines but for the other reason; I don't think tans should be seen as beautiful.

Everyone knows the 40 year old who tans a lot who has the skin of a football.
Exactly! I don't feel the sun exposure to have tan skin as a 20 year old is worth looking like beef jerky as a 40 year old. I'd rather be healthy looking as I age. I may have been the only So Cal college student who didn't find laying around at the beach a good way to spend my time. Now, all my high school and college classmates I still see look ten years older than me. How great was that tan in college now?
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I also don't like tan lines but for the other reason; I don't think tans should be seen as beautiful.
I agree with this but that's probably because I'm a pasty white guy who is too lazy to get a tan.
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