Survivor Brazil Thread - Contains Spoilers

HAHAHA!!!! The look on Coach and Tysons face last night was priceless!

Please let Coach go next!

[Cheese]

yep that was a beautiful ending...and about time! Next week should be fun with Coach grovelling at the feet of Sierra to get her to change alliances.
If Im her Id say sure thing Coach...and sideswipe him right out of the show. If I knew anyone like Coach in real life Id be too tempted to simply punch him in the mouth anytime he opened his yap. Truly a lying moron. The only reason to keep him around to the end would be the fact no-one would vote for him.

[Bagor]

That Coach fella just isn't right in the head. Too many dragons, dragon slayers and buttock eating pygmy cannibals running aorund inside his skull.

Glad to see the back of creepy Tyson.

[BlackEleven]

The setup for next week is perfect. Coach going on about how he's a noble warrior and would fall on his sword like a samuri if he were in Sierra's position.

And now he is, but I somehow doubt that ###### is actually going to fall on his sword. He's probably going to grovel just like he said he wouldn't do.

In a way it will be shame to see him go though; he does keep the show from being bland.

I also loved Jeff's question to Tyson about how comfortable he's feeling and he replies "very comfortable". The look on his face as the votes were being read was priceless.

[VANFLAMESFAN]

Tyson made the show better, I'm upset to see him go, but that was one hell of a moment last night.

[Rejean31]

Tyson was an egotistical JACKASS!!! Great to see him go. Should be interesting to see what Mr "Dragon Slayer" is going to do now.

[D to the iddy]

Coach is screwed! And I'm so happy about that! What a tool!

JT and Stephen are playing a great game right now but I have a feeling Erinn is going to sneak in somewhere near the end. It's really just a gut instinct but she's up to something big. My final 3 would be JT, Stephen and Erinn with Erinn winning immunity but being screwed in the finals with whomever she takes. My math may be incorrect but with Brendan being #9 left that would make me think it's final 2 this season so that there is 7 jury members.

Taj really is Cirie version 2.0 and she finished 4th, just like I think Taj will.

My guess at the order of elimination: Coach, Debby, Sierra, Taj, Stephen with the final 2 of Erinn/JT and JT winning.

[Russic]

I've really enjoyed this season thus far. Personally Tyson was among my favorites just because I found myself laughing hysterically at everything he said. When he mentioned that Brendan had felt his warm sweet breath on the small of his back I almost pissed myself. Sad to see him go, but what an awesome turn of events. If I'm JT I've got to find a way to get coach in the finals with me.

Coach has gone from just all around weird guy to a possibly insane asylum escapee. I find I just laugh at everything he says now. I love how absolutely nothing he says is verifiable in any way. The haircut, the samurai references, the warrior poses and the complete hypocritical way he plays the game. All gold.

I also really like how Jeff keeps subtly calling out Coach's stories. I enjoy the smile he gets on his face when he tries to ask him a serious question.

As much as I disliked Debbie... I hate Coach more!!!! Why is he still in the game???
Erinn did nothing this week! The reward challenge was awesome. I like Taj (not enough to win it all tho..)

[bigtmac19]

Well my boy Stephen is doing really well, I wouldn't have expected that from the beginning.
I can't believe Coach is still there either.

[D to the iddy]

I think Coach is still there because he's so predictable with his moves in the game. With someone like Debbie, she turned on her tightest alliance in a blink and tried to join J.T./Stephen, therefore making her a loose cannon in terms of game play. As much as I think Coach is a D-Bag, he does provide for some unintentionally funny TV, like yesterday when he: slapped J.T. after Taj took the reward and gave everyone else their loved one, brought his Assistant Coach as his loved one, and when he got called out at Tribal Council by Jeff.

On a side note, I know that Eddie George is a former NFL running back and his strength was a huge asset for his but he is stacked! Muscles on top of Muscles type of stacked. It's nice to see he hasn't let himself go...

[CaptainCrunch]

Coach is there because any of the final two or three would be crazy not to bring him into that last tribal council.

[Rejean31]

I think Taj was right. Anyone else think the men in the white coats were waiting just off camera for Coach to finish his walk of shame to take him to a nice room with padded walls? What a friggen screwball. " I wrote a poem for everyone."???? WDF was that???

[EtchySketch9]

He's DEFINITELY off his rocker. Like seriously, WHAT THE ? Glad he's gone, can't handle his stupidity any longer.

Praise be to the Survivor Gods!!!!! I cried tears of joy when Coach got kicked off.

Speaking about yourself in the thrird person always drives me nuts... what a psycho, nutcase, whiny drama queen!

JT did not look impressed tho! Nice play by the wizard!

[KootenayFlamesFan]

Not going to spoil everything quite yet, all I wanted to say is that it astounds me how some on the jury still bring up the 'honesty' card when they're asking questions.

The show has been on, what.......9 years.......and some still expect the two in the final to be squeaky clean throughout the entire 39 days? It's sour grapes.......you got led on and booted off. Nothing new here.

Kind of surprised it was a sweep, though. And Coach.........just a complete dork.

[chowdachad]

coach is a weiner, trying to pimp himself at the end there to "Any People in Hollywood" guys off his friggin rocker and it was a good season i want a survivor all-stars show soon though, and Glad I Won!

[albertGQ]

How many castaways have been medically evacuated? I think it'd be a great idea to get 16 people that had to leave for medical reasons get a second chance at Survivor

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by KootenayFlamesFan

Not going to spoil everything quite yet, all I wanted to say is that it astounds me how some on the jury still bring up the 'honesty' card when they're asking questions.

The show has been on, what.......9 years.......and some still expect the two in the final to be squeaky clean throughout the entire 39 days? It's sour grapes.......you got led on and booted off. Nothing new here.

Kind of surprised it was a sweep, though. And Coach.........just a complete dork.

All these people that whine and cry and bitch when they're screwed over just don't get the game and what's at stake.

I would blade every single one of you in the back for a million bucks if I was in survivor, and more so come jury time I'd be proud of it.

Victim - "You lied to me and voted me out when you promised that you would take me to the finals."

Me - "Your right, it was a great play because I'm here and your there. So think about the opportunity lost when your sitting at home in your trailer cashing your welfare check, while I'm hammering some super model in a bathtub full of 100 dollar bills.

It could have been yours, I played the game better"

If you go into survivor thinking your going to retain your integrity then the game, and the million dollars was never going to be yours.

[JiriHrdina]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

How many castaways have been medically evacuated? I think it'd be a great idea to get 16 people that had to leave for medical reasons get a second chance at Survivor

Actually that's not a bad idea - a lot of the competitors that had to be evacuated were fairly strong competitors, including that guy from like Season 3 that was dominating until he passed out into a fire.