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Old 12-17-2008, 03:47 PM   #121
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how come people think it is ok to ask to borrow you chapstick?

how come corn and peanuts never seem to be digested...I mean what is the point of eating them?
Just because it tastes good I guess.
... and the corn really makes your poop more colorful...
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If Tweeter and the Monkeyman were hard up for cash, where'd they get the money for the cocaine and hash?

That has always bothered me.
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If Tweeter and the Monkeyman were hard up for cash, where'd they get the money for the cocaine and hash?

That has always bothered me.
same place AISH persons get money for smokes
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Does it bother anyone else when people say "Safeways" instead of "Safeway"?

Feel like having chili tonight, but don't feel like cooking.
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Does it bother anyone else when people say "Safeways" instead of "Safeway"?

Feel like having chili tonight, but don't feel like cooking.
yes it does it makes me want to loose my mind!
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Does it bother anyone else when people say "Safeways" instead of "Safeway"?

Feel like having chili tonight, but don't feel like cooking.
which reminds me, I need to go to Safeways tonight and pick up some kew Hwhip.
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which reminds me, I need to go to Safeways tonight and pick up some kew Hwhip.
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Is it odd that if I have a baby girl on Oct 10, 2010 (10/10/10) I am gong to name it Tricia McMillan?

(I will actually be very shocked if anyone here gets the reason why)
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So this morning I'm peeing in a urinal at work, and the stream splits in two. Now this is not that uncommon, except for today, one went straight ahead, but the other stream went at a nearly 90 degree angle! The first few shots nearly hit the urinal beside me. I'm just thankful no one was peeing beside me.

How is is that a urine stream can split so much??
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@CBE...seriously, call me next time you go. FYI, you are no longer at the CBE, jeez.
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So this morning I'm peeing in a urinal at work, and the stream splits in two. Now this is not that uncommon, except for today, one went straight ahead, but the other stream went at a nearly 90 degree angle! The first few shots nearly hit the urinal beside me. I'm just thankful no one was peeing beside me.

How is is that a urine stream can split so much??
Just be thankful that one didn't split stream directly into your pants. Trust me that is a hard one to explain to the wife/boss...
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Does it bother anyone else when people say "Safeways" instead of "Safeway"?

Feel like having chili tonight, but don't feel like cooking.
I have never heard anyone say that. I am getting pissed just reading it...

I was standing behind someone in line at Timmy's on Monday and he was telling his buddy/co-worker that he had a bad weekend because his wife was pissing him off and he needed to smack her around a bit. His friend looked really uncomfortable. I don't think he was joking or trying to be funny either. Kind of screwed up my morning.
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Just be thankful that one didn't split stream directly into your pants. Trust me that is a hard one to explain to the wife/boss...
Couldn't you just tell them you 'jizzed in your pants'?
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So this morning I'm peeing in a urinal at work, and the stream splits in two. Now this is not that uncommon, except for today, one went straight ahead, but the other stream went at a nearly 90 degree angle! The first few shots nearly hit the urinal beside me. I'm just thankful no one was peeing beside me.

How is is that a urine stream can split so much??
That happens to me sometimes after sex... but then eventually the two streams merge.

Did you get lucky this morning?
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Is it odd that if I have a baby girl on Oct 10, 2010 (10/10/10) I am gong to name it Tricia McMillan?

(I will actually be very shocked if anyone here gets the reason why)
Is that a hitchhikers reference?
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