TPBM part three

[disco_inferno]

man, i wish i was as cool as mats sundin

TPBM thinks they sound good when they sing along to the radio (but in reality, they dont).

[LChoy]

According to Rock Band 2, I can sing

TPBM is dressing up for Halloween

[Flash]

False. I haven't dressed up for Halloween in many, many years.

TPBM wishes that trick or treating was still allowed at their age.

[JerzeeGirl]

In some ways true - but as I trick or treated till the ripe old age of 17, I can't really complain about not doing it now in my 30's.

TPBM wants a pair of footie pj's for christmas along with the usual underwear in their stockings.

[jammies]

False - Jammies paradoxically never wears jammies.

TPBM was extremely popular in school for being able to do a gross trick.

[JerzeeGirl]

False - I learned some tricks in high school (all girls boarding school - lots to learn) but I wouldn't call any of them "gross"....LOL!

TPBM is dying to make a smart alec remark.

[Five-hole]

Always!

And your definition of gross and my definition is gross might be different.

TPBM doesn't know what I'm insinuating.

[JohnnyB]

False. I know exactly what you're insinuating.

TPBM doesn't know how I know what's being insinuated.

[RT14]

False. You're a guy, so I know exactly how you know.

TPBM is also a Canadian living in China against their will because they "accidentally" got married and had a baby.

Waits for JohnnyB to respond...

Note: To be clear, I'm not held against my will and I knowingly got married to a lovely lady and have a beautiful baby girl. There is also not a rule that states JohnnyB must be the TPBM.

[Flash]

LOL @ your edit.

But false...I am Canadian, but still live in Calgary and have my whole life, barring one year in England.

TPBM is afraid of needles.

[Yeah_Baby]

Not really, although when I've attempted to give blood (the usually break out at me and stop me 10 minutes in) the thought of them sucking the blood out is freaky.

TPBM loves the Baconator.

[czure32]

Id love it a lot more if the ass hats at wendys would make it properly
Ive ordered 2 regular baconators and when they had the spicy baconator I tried to order it once...so three times Ive ordered it and twice they forgot to put the farking bacon on it
Of course I always hit the drive-thru so never realized they farked up until I get home, and cant be bothered to go back to complain (this has always been at the Wendys in Crowfoot)
How can you forget the BACON on a burger called the BACONator?!?!?! /rant

TPBM is doing "looking busy" work at work but is really wasting the company dollar surfing CP

[FlamesKickAss]

very true


TPBM is going to go vote for me in the last shooter standing contest (green jersey after a fight), or has done so already

[JerzeeGirl]

True! I completely support my CP brethren in this most worthy cause!

TPBM wants to go see "Zack & Miri Make A Porno" but can't find anyone to go with them.

[Yeah_Baby]

Half true, I haven't really asked anyone yet.

TPBM secretly loves ABBA

[JohnnyB]

False. I love ABBA quite openly.

Also, I'm living in China by will (though I sometimes question how rational that is) and I am currently unmarried. But we'll see how things develop with the gf...

TPBM has open mouth kissed a member of the same sex.

[JerzeeGirl]

True but it was New Year's and I was wasted......oh the millennium....such memories....

TPBM is a closet Leafs fan.

[Eastern Girl]

False - All kinds of false.

TPBM is openly a fan of the Leafs.

[alltherage]

Not true whatsoever.

TPBM lives in denial about their addiction, and thinks they could quit if they really wanted to.

[RT14]

Half True - One I could quit, one I couldn't.

TPBM drinks at least one Gatorade almost everyday.