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Old 06-30-2008, 12:25 AM   #121
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:35 AM   #122
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That's what I'm banking on. Have you met him? The guy could kill a man by staring at him. I'm pretty sure he's related to Hitler.
Sounds vaguely familiar to this from Fotze...

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Old 06-30-2008, 02:24 PM   #123
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Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.
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Old 01-07-2009, 08:49 AM   #124
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I figured in the wake of the Asian restaurant thread, an equally irrational thread should be bumped.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:02 AM   #125
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I figured in the wake of the Asian restaurant thread, an equally irrational thread should be bumped.

The only thing irrational about this thread, is the fact that bears still roam free. Last summer there were multiple bear sightings in Calgary. Times were good then. Now with economic downturn they'll smell fear and move in with greater numbers this summer. I'm with OP on this one.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:04 AM   #126
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I'm thinking we need to setup some internment camps.. One for the Asians, one for the bears. The sooner we fence these monsters the better.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:08 AM   #127
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How does bear meat taste? Could we setup bear restaurants to take the place of the Asian restaurants we can't go to anymore?
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM   #128
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I'm thinking we need to setup some internment camps.. One for the Asians, one for the bears. The sooner we fence these monsters the better.
What about Asian bears? Which camp would they reside in? Do they get to choose?
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:10 AM   #129
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Just shoot them.. I dont wanna deal with hybrid gangster bears. Pandas seriously scare the sh*t outta me.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:12 AM   #130
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Just shoot them.. I dont wanna deal with hybrid gangster bears. Pandas seriously scare the sh*t outta me.
The fresh outa the woods started it.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:13 AM   #131
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I'm thinking we need to setup some internment camps.. One for the Asians, one for the bears. The sooner we fence these monsters the better.
In my books, thats only one camp.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:13 AM   #132
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Ahhh crap czure is here.. The asians are onto us..
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What about Asian bears? Which camp would they reside in? Do they get to choose?
you mean pandas?
you have to watch out for pandas.....especially sexual harassment pandas

and for anyone that thinks bears arent a threat...
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What about Asian bears? Which camp would they reside in? Do they get to choose?
Asian bears? You mean Pandas?

Dude... Kung-Fu Panda!!! Do we really want a bunch of Po's running around kicking ass?
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:19 AM   #135
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:22 AM   #136
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I worry about bears where I go fishing. A grizzly got one angler near a hole I fished at Castle River. My cousin once had to shoot at a grizzly that charged his camp. Bear attacks are actually quite rare (you are more likely to be hit by lightning).

I doubt there will be any grizzlies in Southern Alberta in 100 years. A shame, but I don't think we can co-exist. Black Bears are not as threatened. There is a grizzly on the California state flag, but there has not been one there in ages.



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Old 01-07-2009, 09:24 AM   #137
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Well this guy is doing his part (sorry if posted already).
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:28 AM   #138
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At my family's cottage on Georgian Bay, there have always been bears around but generally they'd hang out around the nearby dump. However, about a decade ago the dump was closed and now the bears are spending more time near the cottages. Last year there was one shot four cottages down and all garbage cans have to be kept inside.

As a teen I'd have no issue making the 45 minute walk down the cottage road to the marina but I wouldn't walk two cottages down along the road these days.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:29 AM   #139
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Don't believe me they're a threat? They've fricking got calvary now.

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We better exterminate all horses now just to be safe.
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