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Old 01-28-2008, 01:14 PM   #121
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:16 PM   #122
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:22 PM   #123
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Frank Zappa - 'Bobby Brown goes down'
From the immortal record, Sheik Yerbouti:

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Old 01-28-2008, 01:55 PM   #124
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I like London, London, London...
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:34 PM   #125
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:40 PM   #126
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So this one time I was on this boat and this guy was like 'COME TO THE BACK OF THE BOAT!'
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:55 PM   #127
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I was thinking about crafting an insulated box for my dick to keep it warm in this weather. Nothing that would interest Justin Timberlake, just functionality.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:01 PM   #128
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:03 PM   #129
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:06 PM   #130
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:12 PM   #131
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how do ya like them apples?
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:13 PM   #132
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:14 PM   #133
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what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

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Old 01-28-2008, 11:36 PM   #134
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So I says to Mable I says.....
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Old 01-28-2008, 11:43 PM   #135
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Trunk Monkey!!!

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Old 01-29-2008, 12:00 AM   #136
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Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:30 AM   #137
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:56 AM   #138
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This was friggen good.

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Old 01-29-2008, 10:11 AM   #139
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Tell me what you want, whatcha really really want?
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:39 AM   #140
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