[Signing] Oilers sign Mangiapane (2 yrs, $3.6 mil AAV)

[Reggie Dunlop]

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[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I forgot Mangiapane was an Oiler now. I hope his hair plugs fall out.

I don't; he hasn't been the same player since he did that. Maybe the key to his success was the receding hairline. I say he should go for a second round of plugs, really jam em in there.

[Sylvanfan]

The Hair plugs literally took over his body and gradually turned him from a 35 goal scorer into a Plug himself.

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

I don't; he hasn't been the same player since he did that. Maybe the key to his success was the receding hairline. I say he should go for a second round of plugs, really jam em in there.

A reverse Samsom, if you will.

[activeStick]

Given how close Bread and Ras are and how much Ras bleeds the Flaming C and hates the Oilers, I would love to hear the trash talking Ras does now to Mang on becoming an Oiler.

[Locke]

I hope his loaf is hard and crusty, rejected for proper sandwiches and turned into croutons.

[blankall]

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

The Hair plugs literally took over his body and gradually turned him from a 35 goal scorer into a Plug himself.

It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer puts on Snakes hair...except Snake was cool.

[SeeGeeWhy]

Originally Posted by Locke

I hope his loaf is hard and crusty, rejected for proper sandwiches and turned into croutons.

That get a weird seasoning on them so no one eats them straight from the bag OR on salads!