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Old 09-08-2005, 03:34 PM   #121
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People who fart loudly in public bathrooms.
I gotta agree with you on this one.

Today when I was in the washroom the guy in stall sounded like he was giving tuba lessons and I couldn't contain my laughter.
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:37 PM   #122
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:59 PM   #123
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I LAUGH AT PICKETERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres a guy outside my building, up just off memorial, walking around with a tent on his head! WTF?!
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People who fart loudly in public bathrooms.
I gotta agree with you on this one.

Today when I was in the washroom the guy in stall sounded like he was giving tuba lessons and I couldn't contain my laughter. [/b][/quote]
The guy today sounded like a babbling brook. I absolutely lost it.

I also laugh at people who bring cups of coffee with them into the john.
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:07 PM   #125
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-I laugh at people who go to University, and look their noses down on anyone who don't go. Would you like fries with that political science degree?

Basically what he was talking about.
He definitely wasn't making fun of the trades, tradespeople are hard workers and they earn their buck. Most aren't nearly so ignorant as to make fun of students.
Oh come on. Tradespeople are making fun of university students right in this thread. You just agreed with a joke aimed at poli-sci types for crying out loud.
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:36 PM   #126
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-I laugh at people who go to University, and look their noses down on anyone who don't go. Would you like fries with that political science degree?

Basically what he was talking about.
He definitely wasn't making fun of the trades, tradespeople are hard workers and they earn their buck. Most aren't nearly so ignorant as to make fun of students.
Oh come on. Tradespeople are making fun of university students right in this thread. You just agreed with a joke aimed at poli-sci types for crying out loud. [/b][/quote]
That smiley face was meant to be sarcastic laughter aimed at him. I hate the Internet. Maybe a smiley along these lines would have been better? or maybe :angry: ?
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I laugh at people who use online dating services.

I laugh you because while you will die alone, people using online dating services can actually meet great people
Would it hurt your feelings if I told you I am not alone and didn't have to use online dating? [/b][/quote]
Im not alone either, I just met someone through a different method. Get a life
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:04 PM   #128
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I laugh at people who use online dating services.

I laugh you because while you will die alone, people using online dating services can actually meet great people

Would it hurt your feelings if I told you I am not alone and didn't have to use online dating?
Im not alone either, I just met someone through a different method. Get a life [/b][/quote]
Hmm you seem pretty defensive about it.
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:08 PM   #129
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I laugh at people who use online dating services.

I laugh you because while you will die alone, people using online dating services can actually meet great people

Would it hurt your feelings if I told you I am not alone and didn't have to use online dating?

Im not alone either, I just met someone through a different method. Get a life
Hmm you seem pretty defensive about it.
fata off and go somewhere else. [/b][/quote]
I use online dating services too... Although, I haven't met anyone worthwhile through them yet, and I haven't ruled out other ways to meet people.
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I use online dating services too... Although, I haven't met anyone worthwhile through them yet, and I haven't ruled out other ways to meet people.
I set up a couple dates using Craigslist.

I quickly decided that most of the women who were internet dating were fat. Although they usually had online pictures from a time when they were not fat.

Which sort of made them liars.

And I am a fatist who doesn't want to date liars.


Edit: I am not implying that FireFly is fat. Not that there is anything wrong with being fat. I am going to stop typing now.
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Those things (online dating services) are sooo bloody fake. I found out that talking to people so so much more fun.....
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:35 PM   #132
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I use online dating services too...# # Although, I haven't met anyone worthwhile through them yet, and I haven't ruled out other ways to meet people.
I set up a couple dates using Craigslist.

I quickly decided that most of the women who were internet dating were fat. Although they usually had online pictures from a time when they were not fat.

Which sort of made them liars.

And I am a fatist who doesn't want to date liars.


Edit: I am not implying that FireFly is fat. Not that there is anything wrong with being fat. I am going to stop typing now. [/b][/quote]
I'll be honest, I'm chubby. I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm fat. I have a waist, and good curves though.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:19 PM   #133
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I laugh at people who use online dating services.

I laugh you because while you will die alone, people using online dating services can actually meet great people

Would it hurt your feelings if I told you I am not alone and didn't have to use online dating?

Im not alone either, I just met someone through a different method. Get a life

Hmm you seem pretty defensive about it.
fata off and go somewhere else.
I use online dating services too... Although, I haven't met anyone worthwhile through them yet, and I haven't ruled out other ways to meet people. [/b][/quote]
Nothing personal, I'm just not a big fan of that Trujew feller. But online dating still sucks, never tried it and never will. I have a friend and have a cousin that have only experienced total hilarity and failure with their use of it.
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I use online dating services too... Although, I haven't met anyone worthwhile through them yet, and I haven't ruled out other ways to meet people.

I set up a couple dates using Craigslist.

I quickly decided that most of the women who were internet dating were fat. Although they usually had online pictures from a time when they were not fat.

Which sort of made them liars.

And I am a fatist who doesn't want to date liars.


Edit: I am not implying that FireFly is fat. Not that there is anything wrong with being fat. I am going to stop typing now.
I'll be honest, I'm chubby. I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm fat. I have a waist, and good curves though. [/b][/quote]
...and nipple rings.
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:28 PM   #135
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Basically what he was talking about.#
He definitely wasn't making fun of the trades, tradespeople are hard workers and they earn their buck. Most aren't nearly so ignorant as to make fun of students.

Oh come on. Tradespeople are making fun of university students right in this thread. You just agreed with a joke aimed at poli-sci types for crying out loud.
That smiley face was meant to be sarcastic laughter aimed at him. I hate the Internet. Maybe a smiley along these lines would have been better? or maybe :angry: ? [/b][/quote]
I wasn't trying to make fun of University students. Obviously taking the right classes, you can't go wrong, and will get a good paying job.

The political science jab was mainly at people who look down on people who don't go to University, when all they are in is general studies, political science ect. The remark was really about someone I kinda know who looks down on people not in University. He thinks he is smarter than anyone not in University, and likes to make little remarks about it any chances he gets. All he has is a politcal science degree.

-I laugh at people who listen to Nickleback. (I think I might get flamed for this one, they are popular for some odd reason)
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I wasn't trying to make fun of University students. Obviously taking the right classes, you can't go wrong, and will get a good paying job.

The political science jab was mainly at people who look down on people who don't go to University, when all they are in is general studies, political science ect. The remark was really about someone I kinda know who looks down on people not in University. He thinks he is smarter than anyone not in University, and likes to make little remarks about it any chances he gets. All he has is a politcal science degree.

-I laugh at people who listen to Nickleback. (I think I might get flamed for this one, they are popular for some odd reason)
Now, I'm not saying I'm smarter than all those who are not University educated, but in eight months, all I'll have is a political science degree. Are you saying that those who only have political science degrees are not as smart as those with, say, an engineering degree? Because frankly, you're looking down on me for only having a political science degree. One I've worked very hard for. And I'll tell you what, I am smarter than a lot of people who aren't University educated. I don't necessarily look down on them, unless not only are they stupid, they are ignorant as well. There are people in University or who have graduated that also resemble those traits.

So tell me, what kind of University degree does one have to have to be considered intelligent? Since you seem so smart....
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All he has is a politcal science degree.

Holy shinguard there fella. I am taking a poli sci degree and let me tell you it is no walk in the park. Don't display your ignorance so easily.
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I wasn't trying to make fun of University students. Obviously taking the right classes, you can't go wrong, and will get a good paying job.

The political science jab was mainly at people who look down on people who don't go to University, when all they are in is general studies, political science ect. The remark was really about someone I kinda know who looks down on people not in University. He thinks he is smarter than anyone not in University, and likes to make little remarks about it any chances he gets. All he has is a politcal science degree.

-I laugh at people who listen to Nickleback. (I think I might get flamed for this one, they are popular for some odd reason)
Now, I'm not saying I'm smarter than all those who are not University educated, but in eight months, all I'll have is a political science degree. Are you saying that those who only have political science degrees are not as smart as those with, say, an engineering degree? Because frankly, you're looking down on me for only having a political science degree. One I've worked very hard for. And I'll tell you what, I am smarter than a lot of people who aren't University educated. I don't necessarily look down on them, unless not only are they stupid, they are ignorant as well. There are people in University or who have graduated that also resemble those traits.

So tell me, what kind of University degree does one have to have to be considered intelligent? Since you seem so smart.... [/b][/quote]
Not what I'm saying at all. Like I said before, the jab was mostly toward a person I know. Their are some very intelligent people in political science, who take it towards getting into other classes.

I'll give you a bit more detail about the person I'm talking about, since a few are thinking that I'm saying political science is easy, and people in it are dumb.

When people start talking politics, this guy becomes a real gem. His opinion on everything is right because of this degree. You disagree with something he says, and he retorts with, "kay, I have a political science degree, so I think I know what I'm talking about", even if their is no right or wrong answer. He is right because of his degree. We laugh at him even more, because his job is something someone with a grade 10 education can get. (hence the fries with that political degree comment)

Peter12, I'm sure it is hardwork, that wasn't what I meant. But if your taking political science, and not planning on taking anything else in Uni. it isn't that useful. But like I said above, if your talking it toward getting admitted into other classes, than thats great.
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