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Old 11-13-2014, 10:51 AM   #121
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Sliver would do himself well to simply come out and call this a big troll job. Because if he's serious that's so much worse. As always a Sliver thread is high entertainment value, low....everything else.
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Old 11-13-2014, 10:57 AM   #122
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I hate cats.

I grew up with them, loved them, and then in my early 20's I was loving in my brother's basement and his wife has 17 cats which she did not properly care for. I learned to hate them rather quickly.

I got married, a my wife had 2 really nice cats, so I was ok with them for a while and we even got an 'Ours" cat. Then I started realizing that my hayfever was much more severe since we got married. Allergy testing revealed that I was allergic to them. Looking back on my life, it made so much sense, but I had never put it together at the time.

I dealt with it until our second child was born, and he had the same issues as I did, so we gave the cats to family after trying for a long time to find another home for them.

tl;dr I cant stand being around cats even more than you can't stand dogs, and your question is absurd. You got the cat, you deal with it.
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Old 11-13-2014, 10:59 AM   #123
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I seriously think that this would be awesome. Maybe the thing to do is just create a Dear Sliver thread and start asking the questions. Will he be able to resist providing the much needed advice?
I agree, would be an awesome thread.

Dear Silver,

My kid smeared poop on the walls again. Is a concentration camp too extreme?

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Old 11-13-2014, 11:02 AM   #124
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Haha, appreciate the vote of confidence, but there are too many preconceived notions about me here that I think the thread would be either A. A big joke, or B. A bash Sliver-fest. Plus I want a more national/international audience. No offence to CP, but it's too small-time for when I do my big launch.
You're out to lunch.
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Old 11-13-2014, 11:34 AM   #125
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Are you joking around? If dogs are stupid, it's the owners fault? That doesn't even make sense. Of course some dogs are dumb naturally. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.
You've always been purposely obtuse on the subject of animals no matter how many times people, some with many years of experience/knowledge, try to explain it to you in the simplest of terms.

It's like you don't understand that animals have grey matter up in there heads. Animals can also make connections in this grey matter given the opportunity just like humans can.... and like humans sometimes it takes them longer to make these connections or need to be presented with a different method and more patience to make those connections.

You concede you enjoy a lively conversation and then get confused/offended why people call you a troll. Try and use that grey matter up in that head to make a connection.
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Old 11-13-2014, 11:45 AM   #126
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You've always been purposely obtuse on the subject of animals no matter how many times people, some with many years of experience/knowledge, try to explain it to you in the simplest of terms.

It's like you don't understand that animals have grey matter up in there heads. Animals can also make connections in this grey matter given the opportunity just like humans can.... and like humans sometimes it takes them longer to make these connections or need to be presented with a different method and more patience to make those connections.

You concede you enjoy a lively conversation and then get confused/offended why people call you a troll. Try and use that grey matter up in that head to make a connection.
Some animals are dumb regardless of how they're raised. Are you honestly disputing that? All dogs start off with the exact same amount of potential and it's up to us humans to unlock it? That's obviously not true. You're acting like it's all nurture and there is no nature.
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Old 11-13-2014, 11:54 AM   #127
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I hate cats.

I grew up with them, loved them, and then in my early 20's I was loving in my brother's basement and his wife has 17 cats which she did not properly care for. I learned to hate them rather quickly.

I got married, a my wife had 2 really nice cats, so I was ok with them for a while and we even got an 'Ours" cat. Then I started realizing that my hayfever was much more severe since we got married. Allergy testing revealed that I was allergic to them. Looking back on my life, it made so much sense, but I had never put it together at the time.

I dealt with it until our second child was born, and he had the same issues as I did, so we gave the cats to family after trying for a long time to find another home for them.

tl;dr I cant stand being around cats even more than you can't stand dogs, and your question is absurd. You got the cat, you deal with it.
I feel you have bigger fish to fry then cat allergies.
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Old 11-13-2014, 12:05 PM   #128
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Here's a good spot for you to draw that:



Did you seriously expect the dog to stay healthy forever? It's fairly common for an otherwise healthy dog to require $500 - $2000 of medical care over there life span. Also, it's not the dogs fault it's dumb, it's your fault.
Hahaha, thanks for that. Thanks for enlightening me that a dog may not stay healthy forever, you really opened my eyes. I have no problem with routine stuff, shots, medicine for an infection, stuff like that, but when it gets to the point of an animal require operations, see ya. They are animals, not people, they don't get the same benefits. Tough titty.

And no, it wasn't my fault.
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Old 11-13-2014, 12:29 PM   #129
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Hahaha, thanks for that. Thanks for enlightening me that a dog may not stay healthy forever, you really opened my eyes. I have no problem with routine stuff, shots, medicine for an infection, stuff like that, but when it gets to the point of an animal require operations, see ya. They are animals, not people, they don't get the same benefits. Tough titty.

And no, it wasn't my fault.
And yet it appears to have caught you completely off gaurd, unless your thinking going into it: "I know at some point this dog will get unhealthy, at which point i will kill it." You killed your dog when it got to a point where you couldn't buy your kids as nice of clothes as you'd like (if you went second hand, you could outfit each kid for $100 each, and have a living pet). It didn't sound like you were facing getting a second mortgage.

Not your fault? Everything you've posted in this thread paints you as an indifferent and ignorant pet owner. I'm hardly convinced.
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Hopefully this has been said. Not going to go threw the whole thread.

If you can't care for a pet for it's entire life you should not get one. Warn your friends that want a puppy or kitten because it is cute. They are babies for only a short time and you should be prepared to take care of it later in life.
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Well my garage isn't some dirty crap hole. There are two couches in it, two windows, it's an over-sized double, etc. It's probably better than some apartments. My aunt and uncle have a cat that's super cool that lives in their garage at their farm and we were just kind of picturing a scenario like that. The problem would be the escape attempts and we couldn't come up with a way around that. The only real solution was to come in the man door before pulling into the garage, putting the cat in a kennel, then drive in. That would be a giant PITA, though. So, yeah, I don't know why your jaw would be wide open. It's not that crazy of a plan (although maybe I didn't articulate it well at first, but hopefully it's clear now).
It involved leashing a cat to a shelf that isn't even in your house, so ya, it was pretty crazy to even consider. I don't think you realize just how far off kilter being cool with something like that is. Unless you're just trolling for fun, in which case you're hitting it out of the park.
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Old 11-13-2014, 01:44 PM   #134
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It involved leashing a cat to a shelf that isn't even in your house, so ya, it was pretty crazy to even consider. I don't think you realize just how far off kilter being cool with something like that is. Unless you're just trolling for fun, in which case you're hitting it out of the park.
I agree with you that it isn't cool. The primary reason we didn't get a garage cat is because it wouldn't be fair to the cat. I'd hate to be chained to a shelf all day, and I'm sure a cat would, too. I've said all this.
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Why would you even want a cat to keep in the garage all the time? What is the point? Just the satisfaction of knowing that you own a cat?
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Why would you even want a cat to keep in the garage all the time? What is the point? Just the satisfaction of knowing that you own a cat?
To play with. For the kids to play with. It'd just be kind of cool to have a furry little dude that lives in the garage. We hang out there a lot, BTW. It's like a second living room. Probably not what you're picturing. But again, it was just an idea we were bouncing around. We decided against it as it wouldn't be the best life for the cat.
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So no change from any of your other threads, then?
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I have a buddy who had a sick puppy. The vet bill was apparently going to be sky high. One day my friend put the puppy in a burlap sack and drowned it in the bathtub. Now, I'm no pet guy but that changed how I looked at him after that. We don't talk much anymore.
If that's true, and it was me...I'd have worked him over with a baseball bat and then thrown him in the tub.

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I agree with you that it isn't cool. The primary reason we didn't get a garage cat is because it wouldn't be fair to the cat. I'd hate to be chained to a shelf all day, and I'm sure a cat would, too. I've said all this.

You know that's not a thing, right?
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