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Old 10-17-2012, 07:33 AM   #121
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This is like Jr High School. "Did you hold hands?", "did you kiss?", "did you shat on her chest?", "did you get to second base?" Etc
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ahhh second base, that was just the pinnacle back in the day....then things got weird
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This is like Jr High School. "Did you hold hands?", "did you kiss?", "did you shat on her chest?", "did you get to second base?" Etc
I think 3 & 4 should be swapped for a proper date.
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I almost feel compelled to start a thread asking where is Rerun to give us his reaction to Jamoro's reaction of how the date went. No doubt Rerun is crushed at the lack of detail provided.
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i think you could give us some kind of insight on what you guys did are you planning on getting together soon? did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?
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did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?
"Does that look infected?"

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It sounds like this was a bust for the OP and now he is just trying to save face. Too bad, I was genuinely hoping for him. Oh well, better luck next time, plenty of fish, blah blah blah...
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Maybe this has the same ending as the crying game.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:19 AM   #129
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This is like Jr High School. "Did you hold hands?", "did you kiss?", "did you shat on her chest?", "did you get to second base?" Etc
Who cares? I want to know if she sparted on your chest afterwards.

And since you're a virgin and probably don't know what spart is, its similar to shart. But instead of sh*t coming out of her @ss when she farts, its sperm
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:29 AM   #130
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i think you could give us some kind of insight on what you guys did are you planning on getting together soon? did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?
getting together soon?

Yes

did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?

No, but she did say she was not looking to get into a relationship which was a big plus for me.
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So you make a thread about a girl asking you for a your number like it's the most amazing thing that has happened in your life then you don't post what happened on the date?.... I smell BS...

Going from "OMG OMG GURL HAS ASKS ME OUT!!!"" then "LOLOL I DUN KISS N TELLLL TEHEHEHEHEE" Stuff like this annoys the hell out of me.. if you don't want the attention don't make a stupid thread about it.
That was pre-date Jamoro, when he was but a wee lad. He immediately became cool when he got that date, and he's now a man. He has more to do than to post on CP about one of his women!
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getting together soon?

Yes

did she do/say anything that was a bit of a red flag for you?

No, but she did say she was not looking to get into a relationship which was a big plus for me.
HA...That's how they get you.
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Yeah Jamoro has fallen into one of the easiest traps of all time. They aren't going to tell you they want a relationship, then you'd be gone. They just break you over time and eventually well...enjoy your new girlfriend Jamoro.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:46 AM   #134
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Who cares? I want to know if she sparted on your chest afterwards.

And since you're a virgin and probably don't know what spart is, its similar to shart. But instead of sh*t coming out of her @ss when she farts, its sperm
Yeah...far from a virgin. I did not know what a spart was and I'm not sure I needed to know.

Things were so much simpiler a few minutes ago...
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Yeah...far from a virgin. I did not know what a spart was and I'm not sure I needed to know.

Things were so much simpiler a few minutes ago...
That virgin comment was directed at Jamoro, not you. I know I quoted you, but I quoted you for the Shat comment.

I didn't think you were a virgin, I think Jamoro is though
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That virgin comment was directed at Jamoro, not you. I know I quoted you, but I quoted you for the Shat comment.

I didn't think you were a virgin, I think Jamoro is though
haha no i am not, far from buddy
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haha no i am not, far from buddy
To be fair, a virgin wouldn't actually admit to being one.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:58 AM   #138
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you guys don't even know me, but you like to talk smack. I just posted something that I though was cool that happened in my life... Wont make that mistake again
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:05 AM   #139
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Don't worry jamoro, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. When you get defensive, it's telling people something.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:07 AM   #140
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Don't worry jamoro, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. When you get defensive, it's telling people something.
nah, i dunno I was bullied a lot in school I was always a little sensitive to criticism. sorry I dont mean to get defensive
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