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Old 05-24-2012, 10:37 PM   #121
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Apparently Dick is okay as well. Also, good to know.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:44 PM   #122
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GREATEST THREAD......EVER!

I got f'n tears pouring down my face, you have all made my night.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:47 PM   #123
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So my dad is a vet. Azure has it right. A giant electric dildo, the size of your leg, goes in his ass. and they can crank up t he volts. Then a giant condom on a stick is used to collect the prize. So one day dad had a student in for the day. Same process but instead of the stick with a giant condom he told the guy he had to hold a vial the size of a sharpie to catch the load. Hilarity ensued.
Are we still talking about bulls here?
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:09 PM   #124
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Are we still talking about bulls here?
Bulls? Where the hell did you get that? That is sick!
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:10 PM   #125
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I guess hell is okay too.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:27 PM   #126
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This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:59 AM   #127
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This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
Were you at a party where everyone was REALLY friendly? And he asked you to "Prep the Bull"...
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:24 AM   #128
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This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
Did you get his business card? You could make a sweet finder's fee.
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:31 AM   #129
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This is so bizare, I seriously just met a guy who sell bull semen tonight. What are the odds?
Considering we live in a city nicknamed "cowtown" I'd say better than average. Unless of course you aren't in Calgary then the odds change dramatically.
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Old 05-25-2012, 09:08 AM   #130
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I'd almost want to be there to see someone getting shot in the face with Bull Spew, the ensuing beat ddown would be one that could make me worth at least 7 billion internet dollars.
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Old 05-25-2012, 09:46 AM   #131
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I'd almost want to be there to see someone getting shot in the face with Bull Spew, the ensuing beat ddown would be one that could make me worth at least 7 billion internet dollars.
This is nuts. I just saw an ad on Kijiji looking for rotund middle-aged men of average looks needed as background people in hereford porn. You should call!!!!
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:55 AM   #132
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Apparently Dick is okay as well. Also, good to know.
and tits
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:18 AM   #133
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:22 AM   #134
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Cannot get this damn thing to show up, so here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=homVNXRKfqQ
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:50 AM   #135
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maybe you should give a shout to the fellas over at jackass and see if they can help you and/or take part.
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Old 05-26-2012, 10:15 AM   #136
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You could have had it for free.. darn, eh?
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I need all this to come together by June 23.
Well? We're waiting with bated breath to see if this came together.
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:55 PM   #138
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Well? We're waiting with bated breath to see if this came together.
If you made them Sliver, pictures of the paintballs please.
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:24 PM   #139
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I hate to disappoint anybody who was hoping to see this thread on the evening news, but the plan failed. I'm actually fairly confident I could have made it happen once I found the empty paint balls, but our paint ball adventure was changed to June 2. We've already played and karma bit me in the ass for even contemplating such a stunt. I fataed up my back during the game and instead of filling paint balls with jizz, for the last three weeks I've been laying around with a heating pad on my back hah.
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our paint ball adventure was changed to June 2.
I've been refreshing this thread for 18 days for no reason? Fata.

Oh, and sorry about the back.
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