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Old 10-17-2011, 05:22 PM   #121
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Lucky bsrtard to be tapping that ass everynight

Betcha he wouldn't get the same luck if he wasn't a wealthy, famous pro athlete . . . But I'm just sayin'
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Old 10-17-2011, 06:03 PM   #122
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Yeah...I always thought these debates would end in one-sided fights.
That's my favourite part about the argument, it's the "they're publicity whores who contribute nothing to society" side against the "they make no contribution to society and prostitute themselves for attention" side.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:01 PM   #123
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On Feb. 9, Kim Kardashian "If you love what you do, you will never work a day in your life!"

Lol sounds like a hard working family.
That is a super old quote, pretty sure Kim didn't come up with it. I also doubt that it was ment in the way she used it.
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Old 10-17-2011, 10:08 PM   #124
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I really don't find here ass attractive, honestly.

Man .......are you sure this photo isn't doctored up somehow?

This is the biggest I have ever seen "it".

I'm even more in love with her now...
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Old 10-17-2011, 10:10 PM   #125
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Lol kim crying after losing her $75,000 diamond earrings swimming. Who the hell wears diamond earrings swimming in the ocean?

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442679

She even made 17 million from her wedding for selling her wedding photos/televised rights to People ...wtf!!!
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:10 AM   #126
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She even made 17 million from her wedding for selling her wedding photos/televised rights to People ...wtf!!!
And, in a move that will shock absolutely no one, they're getting divorced...

http://eye-on-basketball.blogs.cbssp...48484/33051990
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:14 AM   #127
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He drove the net, got the big bucket and left the arena.

I'm sure she's going to make a ton of money on this with a tell all book, and hot divorcee fashions and scents.

She could call her clothing line angry big bottomed b%tch on wheeils or abbbow.
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:52 AM   #128
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Did she have time to make another porno?
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:55 AM   #129
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sheesh...

I should make a sex tape.. or be an escort.. or something
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:58 AM   #130
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sheesh...

I should make a sex tape.. or be an escort.. or something

There's so much that I'd like to say right now that I actaully went into overload and my co-workers thought I was having an epilleptic seizure.
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:16 PM   #131
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There's so much that I'd like to say right now that I actaully went into overload and my co-workers thought I was having an epilleptic seizure.
I think the good Captain would like to help you out with your sex tape.
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:52 PM   #132
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first off this news is completely shocking - i thought they'd be together forever - otehr than the fact he apparently did not get along with her family.....

anywyas, it would be interesting to know how she plays this to her advantage and weatehr or not the marriage was a fake.

Should be a good show on Chelsy LAtely tonight......
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Old 10-31-2011, 01:16 PM   #133
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And, in a move that will shock absolutely no one, they're getting divorced...

http://eye-on-basketball.blogs.cbssp...48484/33051990
"There's a sucker born every minute" - Kris Humphries.

Under "high maintenance" in your dictionary, her picture is there. You'd have to be completely out of your mind to marry into her head.

Boink her, yes. Marry her, no.

And trying to get her to settle down in Minnesota? Really?

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Old 10-31-2011, 01:21 PM   #134
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"There's a sucker born every minute" - Kris Humphries.

Under "high maintenance" in your dictionary, her picture is there. You'd have to be completely out of your mind to marry into her head.

Boink her, yes. Marry her, no.

And trying to get her to settle down in Minnesota? Really?

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Kind of the same challenges as getting Chris Pronger's wife to settle in Edmonton.
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I was going to say that I am sure everyone got paid and it was all fake, but it seems this guy is a genuine moron...
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Old 10-31-2011, 01:28 PM   #136
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There's so much that I'd like to say right now that I actaully went into overload and my co-workers thought I was having an epilleptic seizure.
Have you seen escort prices? It's like $300/hour!
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Old 10-31-2011, 01:36 PM   #137
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No, I was not aware of this, please continue

What services does this $300.00 per hour include?
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sheesh...

I should make a sex tape.. or be an escort.. or something
Bit my tongue so hard that it's bleeding
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Old 10-31-2011, 04:49 PM   #139
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No, I was not aware of this, please continue

What services does this $300.00 per hour include?
Pretty much anything, depends how kinky the girl is. You can shop around.
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Pretty much anything, depends how kinky the girl is. You can shop around.
sounds like someone's done their research
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