Oil slick your pavement and around your back door. Watch hilarity ensue.
Also, dig a nice hole somewhere in your yard where robbers will cross. Loosely cover it with a piece of grass or piece of cement tile. Watch hilarity ensue.
Or, booby-trap your back door with an IED. Watch hilarity ensue.
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Go to Princess Auto and get an electric fence kit. String it up along the inside edge of the fence panels. They'll get a nice shock if they try and hop it again.
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well just talked to the city and im going to apply for a permit to build a 10' high fence. Was also told that there is no bylaw against barbed wire.
Build a ten foot high cinder block wall with a 4 foot moat around the inside perimeter. "Forget" to fill the moat with water and fill it up halfway with pointy rocks instead.
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Previously someone had a great idea to router a channel in the top rail of your fence shallow enough for the main wire of barbed wire to sit in but still leave the barbs sticking up. That will feel nice when they hop your fence.
I grew up in Bonavista backing onto Nickle Junior High. My dad was sick of kids cutting through the yard, so he locked the gates. Then they started jumping the fence. His answer.... Line the top of the fence with carpet tacking. Works beautifully. It was inconspicuous, non lethal, but painful enough so the kids would hop the neighbors fence.
I grew up in Bonavista backing onto Nickle Junior High. My dad was sick of kids cutting through the yard, so he locked the gates. Then they started jumping the fence. His answer.... Line the top of the fence with carpet tacking. Works beautifully. It was inconspicuous, non lethal, but painful enough so the kids would hop the neighbors fence.
That was your dad? Son of a
I remember that during a fight I grabbed my opponent and threw him through the fence. Those houses took some serious abuse.
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I grew up in Bonavista backing onto Nickle Junior High. My dad was sick of kids cutting through the yard, so he locked the gates. Then they started jumping the fence. His answer.... Line the top of the fence with carpet tacking. Works beautifully. It was inconspicuous, non lethal, but painful enough so the kids would hop the neighbors fence.
So, that's why Pardy isn't a sniper!!!! Wrecked his hands on your father's fence
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I remember that during a fight I grabbed my opponent and threw him through the fence. Those houses took some serious abuse.
That was you? Son of a
So your the a-hole that kept breaking my dads fence, good thing I have your contact info. Watch for a bill in the mail.... cedar trellis aint cheap. Oh wait... mail; Never mind.
so, 4 minutes before they were in my yard a car comes past my house, and right before passing the camera by front of my house he turns off his head lights. do u think im right thinking its related?
so, 4 minutes before they were in my yard a car comes past my house, and right before passing the camera by front of my house he turns off his head lights. related?
Ah the turning off of the headlights. Fool proof criminal approach.
